The Catholic Church Makes Kateri Tekakwitha the First Native American Saint Amid Some Rejoicing

During an elaborate open-air ceremony at the Vatican's Saint Peter's Square this morning that involved a lot of fancy costumes, bejeweled bibles, Latin liturgies, and probably some bored, sleep-weary children, clandestine Sith lord Pope Benedict XVI canonized Kateri Tekakwitha (along with six others), making her the… »10/21/12 12:00pm10/21/12 12:00pm


Nun Writes Sex Book Praising Female Masturbation, Vatican Blows a Sanctimonious Gasket

An American nun who wrote a book about sex that praised female masturbation has been accused of promoting a "radical feminist agenda" by officials of the Catholic Church, an organization that knowingly and willfully protected pedophile priests from prosecution and is the proprietor of a bank that's US officials have… »6/05/12 1:50pm6/05/12 1:50pm

The Devil Wears Prada, The Pope Wears Straight Jesus

The enduring image of the last Pope is of him in simple, white vestments and a white skullcap, but that ain't how Pope Benedict XVI rolls, as this picture demonstrates. Although the Vatican's newspaper L'Osservatore Romano claims that Benedict is just a simple guy, his style pointers (always wear something red!) are… »6/26/08 1:45pm6/26/08 1:45pm

Are You There, God? It's Your Favorite Client, Messiah Barry Hussein Obama

Barack Obama thinks the new Pope is hustling the opiate of the masses. But it's the opiate that kept him off his cokehead ways so it's okay! Hillary thinks the potential for life begins at conception, and that Obama is an elitist. Is it possible that the second coming of the Messiah is also the reincarnation of Karl… »4/14/08 10:00am4/14/08 10:00am