Yay: No Half-Naked Women in the Carl's Jr. Ice Cream Sandwich Ad
On Friday we found out that Carl's Jr. had invented
Mom Has Traitor Son Arrested for 'Stealing' Her Coveted Pop-Tarts
We've all had those urges to take a few bites out of our roommate's food. You're hankering for some Oreos, but it's raining outside and the Bad Girls Club season finale is about to start. You're home alone, staring at your pantry, wishing that you somehow could get one, just one, Oreo cookie to magically appear in…
Tom Hanks' Latest Historical Mini-Series: The History Of The Pop Tart
I'll say it again: Tom Hanks is a national treasure.
Lady Gaga Reveals The Only Controversial Thing About "Judas" Video
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Does Ke$ha Know Something We Don't?
Ke$ha is confusing. When I first heard "Tik Tok," I thought it was a joke. An unfunny morning radio jingle, in which a white girl was "rapping." When I realized it was an actual song, I was incredulous — is this what people like now? I was bewildered by the human race. A year ago, I wrote
The Mystery & Mockery Of Rebecca Black
Rebecca Black's music video, "Friday," has gone viral, with more than 2.2 million views in a little over a month, and not because it's good. The song is comically absurd, with ridiculously simplistic lyrics; the video involves literally acting out those lyrics and features a bunch of kids trying really hard to seem…
Ke$ha Parties With Unicorns In Tuxedos & James Van Der Beek
The video for "Blow" kind of reminds you of that one time in college you took a tab and started tripping and went to a party where you felt the need to lay your hands upon a glowing orb shining in a cave, only to discover you were just sitting on a pile of coats in the bedroom touching a globe-shaped Ikea lamp which…
Ke$ha & Oscar The Grouch Are "One In the Same"
Kes$ha is in on the joke, you guys. She knows she is utterly ridiculous, and she is going with it. For some reason her management won't let her sing "Dance Magic Dance" (made famous by David Bowie in Labyrinth) on stage while she's on tour. But whatever. Eric Spitznagel's interview with the pop star includes revelations…
Justin Bieber Repositions His Hair, And A Million Girls Shriek
…Just for a moment, anyway. This snap is from behind-the-scenes of his Rolling Stone photoshoot. Much better up than down, yes?
Ke$ha's New Video A Commercial For Tequila & Eyebrow Studs
If you can stand to sit through the stuttering nonsensical "rap" in this song, you'll see generous product placement for Tequila Revolucion and PlentyofFish.com. Of course, Gaga already did that, but whatever, Ke¢ha. You are who you are.
How Katy Perry Can Help You
"Firework," Katy Perry's latest video, is one of those this-is-an-anthem-for-the-underdogs kind of clips. It's all about letting your light shine and whatnot. But the song is terrible, the "victims" are clichéd, and the whole thing feels like an infomercial.
9-Year-Old Willow Smith's New Song Is Banging
"Whip My Hair" hits hard; some think she sounds like Rihanna. Does she only have this track because her father is Will Smith? Maybe! But she says, "I'm just tryin' to have fun." Also, something about haters. Check it out:
But... They're Made With Real Fruit!
A Minnesota police officer is in trouble after security-camera footage showed him feeding pop-tarts to gorillas at the Como Zoo. Although they're not sure whether the gorillas, Schroeder, Gordy and Togo, actually ate them. [via BoingBoing]
Writer: Give Amy Winehouse & Lily Allen A Break Already
In today's Times of London, writer Caitlin Moran takes a look at British singers Amy Winehouse and Lily Allen. Both had albums produced by Mark Ronson, both launched careers at roughly the same time, both roughly the same age and both turn out quality product. But lately, both generate the most interest via their…