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    Image of Beets.Go.On is the Fat Yogini Beets.Go.On is the Fat Yogini
    10/16/09

    In reply to 10 Things You May Have Missed On TV This Week
    Stay classy, Michael! #balloonboyfart
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    Image of BetteD BetteD
    10/16/09

    In reply to 10 Things You May Have Missed On TV This Week
    "You're gonna bury me before this is done."

    Don't you threaten me with a good time Michael Lohan! #balloonboyfart
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    Image of IBleedGlitter: The High Priestess of Tinsel IBleedGlitter: The High Priestess of Tinsel
    10/16/09

    In reply to 10 Things You May Have Missed On TV This Week
    I envy the poop talker. Life would be so much easier if I could just say from time to time 'Yeah, I gotta poop. Cya'. But, alas I am insane about such things and refuse to admit that I have any bodily functions at all. Brava, poop talker! #balloonboyfart
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    Image of boxspelunker boxspelunker
    10/18/09

    @IBleedGlitter: The High Priestess of Tinsel: The poop talker is my new favorite TV person. We would be great friends, because I also announce pooping. And think poop is funny.

    Alas, my roommate was just grossed out by poop in general (he did not laugh at farts. Also, he would not fart out loud. Seriously, he though it was gross, and I would just be in stitches). So, I stopped talking about it with him because he did not share my feelings :D #balloonboyfart
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    Image of Cunning_Linguist Cunning_Linguist
    10/16/09

    In reply to 10 Things You May Have Missed On TV This Week
    The music in the beginning of clip #11 made me laugh so god damn hard. I can't sit through those entertainment shows, but whoever does their music deserves to win a fucking prize. #balloonboyfart
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    Image of Vivien Smith-Smythe-Smith Vivien Smith-Smythe-Smith
    10/16/09

    In reply to 10 Things You May Have Missed On TV This Week
    fuck, i still suck at internet. redact! redact!
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    Image of JessickerFletcher JessickerFletcher
    10/16/09

    In reply to 10 Things You May Have Missed On TV This Week
    Second the love for the Poop Talker.

    "At first glance, Veronica might seem like a girly-girl. But when this blond starts dropping [deuces], oh you better duck." #balloonboyfart
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    Image of Vivien Smith-Smythe-Smith Vivien Smith-Smythe-Smith
    10/16/09

    In reply to 10 Things You May Have Missed On TV This Week
    Is she saying that she could haz cheezburger? #balloonboyfart
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    Image of Vivien Smith-Smythe-Smith Vivien Smith-Smythe-Smith
    10/16/09

    In reply to 10 Things You May Have Missed On TV This Week
    Is she saying that she could haz cheezburger? #balloonboyfart
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    Image of sumerfish sumerfish
    10/16/09

    In reply to 10 Things You May Have Missed On TV This Week
    "I'm Asian. My skin is perfect." Can't wait to use this for...well...anything. #balloonboyfart
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    Image of Elaken Elaken
    10/16/09

    In reply to 10 Things You May Have Missed On TV This Week
    I can't stand the idea of someone feeling they need to publicly announce their bodily functions. I don't think it is so much being yourself as just feeling you have the right to inflict that on other people. #balloonboyfart
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    Image of JRae JRae
    10/16/09

    @Elaken: Why is it "inflicting" anything on people? We all poop, why is it so gross and nasty to discuss it?

    I know when I make potty humor jokes it's to point out that there's nothing to be ashamed of in our daily bodily functions. And I like to irritate people like you who are offended by it because you have no reason to be. Exposure therapy. ;)

    Plus, it's funny. :) #balloonboyfart
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    Image of Elaken Elaken
    10/16/09

    @JRae: I was thinking more of the belching that she did, I assume she also does that in public.

    I realize I have problems with bodily functions, it stems from childhood issues. Because most people don't have such problems I end up being exposed way more than I like, but I think people should be considerate enough to realize there should be limits to what they do. Among friends is one thing, because they choose to be with you, in public is another. #balloonboyfart
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    Image of keldo keldo
    10/16/09

    In reply to 10 Things You May Have Missed On TV This Week
    Balloon Boy farted AND barfed on TV? Geez, if he were a 13 year old girl he'd never come out of his room again. #balloonboyfart
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    Image of morninggloria morninggloria
    10/15/09

    #poop #butts #buttfaces

    I love this.

    I'm seven.

    #groupthink
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    Image of AllieCaulfield AllieCaulfield
    09/22/09

    In reply to Terrence Howard's PSA For Bathroom Etiquette
    Well, I agree w/ him on the baby wipes subject. My mother taught me about baby wipes when I was growing up & I'm surprised when other people don't keep them in the bathroom. Would you wipe a baby's bum w/ dry toilet paper or a wet wipe? It ain't astrophysics, folks.

    Back to Terrence Howard: I sensed that he was an odd duck ever since Hustle & Flow & Crash. Anyone else recall Terrence going on countless chat shows w/ countless stories about his family being victims of racism? It was so bizarre.
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    Image of spekkle spekkle
    09/22/09

    @AllieCaulfield: re: baby's bum w/ dry toilet paper or a wet wipe.

    I don't poo in my pants and sit in it.
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    Image of AllieCaulfield AllieCaulfield
    09/22/09

    @spekkle:
    We're all thrilled for you, but there are many people who don't practice good hygiene & I usually get stuck w/ them on an elevator.
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    Image of LolaQuinn is full of beans LolaQuinn is full of beans
    09/22/09

    In reply to Terrence Howard's PSA For Bathroom Etiquette
    Hmmm. Anyone see that episode of Obsessed where the woman was afraid of having bowel movements, so she used a toothbrush to scrub her asshole clean, but she did it until she bled and twice she had to get two blood transfusions because of it?

    Just sayin', TERRENCE HOWARD.
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    Image of sassyredhead sassyredhead
    09/22/09

    @LolaQuinn is full of beans: This is the episode that sucked me in, led me to Hoarders and has made my Monday nights fascinating.
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    Image of Mary McCarthyite Mary McCarthyite
    09/22/09

    In reply to Terrence Howard's PSA For Bathroom Etiquette
    If that's a joke, then surely this is, too:
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    Image of Mary McCarthyite Mary McCarthyite
    09/22/09


    @Mary McCarthyite: And this:
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    Image of boobookitteh boobookitteh
    09/22/09

    @Mary McCarthyite: What? All my eggs have a jaunty cap and a smile!
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    Image of hydrogen_jukebox hydrogen_jukebox
    09/22/09

    @Mary McCarthyite: Haha!

    1. what does heartbeat have to do with facial expression?

    2. Any "information" written in Comic Sans is immediately unreliable.
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    Image of boobookitteh boobookitteh
    09/22/09

    @hydrogen_jukebox: also - babies don't really'smile' until they're about 2 months old so why would a fetus smile?

    Why am I trying to make sense of this?
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    Mary McCarthyite promoted this comment boobookitteh was starred boobookitteh was unstarred
    Image of Mary McCarthyite Mary McCarthyite
    09/22/09

    @hydrogen_jukebox: Yeah: the word "Comic" says it all.
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    Image of EndangeredRed EndangeredRed
    09/22/09

    @Mary McCarthyite: This billboard faces the waiting room window of the Planned Parenthood I go to.
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    Image of Mary McCarthyite Mary McCarthyite
    09/22/09

    @EndangeredRed: Coincidence? I think not.
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    Image of EndangeredRed EndangeredRed
    09/22/09

    @Mary McCarthyite: Not remotely. It's just so manipulative and mean, I hate it. I actually know one of the people on the board of the local Pregnancy Center, and he was very proud of their genius plan to put that billboard there.
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    Image of boxspelunker boxspelunker
    09/22/09

    @Mary McCarthyite: This reminds me of my favorite abortion joke ever:

    My sister and I were driving down the highway and we passed a sign that said, "Abortion! It's a Black and White Issue!"

    ...but the photo was in grayscale.

    AHAHAHAHA.
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    Image of Everything MidnightBikeRide does is a balloon. Everything MidnightBikeRide does is a balloon.
    09/22/09

    @Mary McCarthyite: There used to be a billboard near my house that was just a white background with the word "FETUS" in 10-foot bold black type. I cracked up every time I drove past. That one must have been a parody.
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