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Potty Girls
Here's a little toilet humor for you: a video from The Graham Norton Show where producers put speakers in a women's public restroom [My favorite subject! -Ed.] and make various poop/fart noises as they videotape random people's reactions. However, they probably didn't have to go to such great lengths to show farting in a women's restroom (we all know what goes in the public restroom, or as we call it, "the echo chamber") although they probably would have been hard pressed to find someone telling a toilet paper-less friend going number two to "just use your panties." Ew! Now that is just vile. [Funny Or Die]
pot psychology
"Is It True That You Should Sleep Without Panties On To Air Out?"
It's time for another installment of Pot Psychology, the advice column in which everyone's problems are solved with an "herbal" remedy. (As always: Don't do drugs!) It was my pleasure to get baked with my brother of another mother, Rich, and attempt to tackle issues like "accidental virginity", personal hygiene, and telling your ex you have syphilis. (Note that I said "attempt.") Got a burning question? Send it to tips@jezebel.com with "Pot Psychology" in the subject line. (Please keep them short; they're verrrry hard to read when stoned.)
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The Most Disgusting Discussion Ever On Oprah
You know how Oprah tends to take it there, no matter what the topic? Like, she when she's discussing something, she goes all the way with it, not really for sensationalism's sake, but because she has a genuine, obsessive interest in the things she tends to discuss. One of those things is poop. Seriously, it's like Dr. Mehmet Oz isn't really an M.D., but a shit technician, since she has him discussing bowel movements so often. Today was a rerun of one of those illuminating "Ask Dr. Oz" episodes, in which he discussed something called pinworm that sounds so horrifying that he really should have told us sitting around a campfire while holding a flashlight under his chin. Enjoy!
animal magnetisms
Winter is almost here (two days, folks!) and your toes are cold. What about the critters? An article in today's Washington Post explains about how zoo animals deal with cold temperatures. Most beasts adopt the same measures in captivity that they do in the wild: Some grow thicker and longer coats — or like deer, grow a different color coat that does a better job of retaining body heat. And it's easy to tell when the pandas are ready for winter: Their shit changes color. Cute (and unrelated) panda video from Japan above, and more Post stuff about panda poop after the jump. More »
Is It Winter Yet? Check The Panda Poo
Winter is almost here (two days, folks!) and your toes are cold. What about the critters? An article in today's Washington Post explains about how zoo animals deal with cold temperatures. Most beasts adopt the same measures in captivity that they do in the wild: Some grow thicker and longer coats — or like deer, grow a different color coat that does a better job of retaining body heat. And it's easy to tell when the pandas are ready for winter: Their shit changes color. Cute (and unrelated) panda video from Japan above, and more Post stuff about panda poop after the jump. More »
end of days
Isaiah Washington Makes Amends When No One's Watching
- Grey's Anatomy's resident homophobe, Isaiah Washington, to appear in PSA tonight condemning hate speech. Too bad pretty much every Thursday night show is on hiatus and no one will be viewing network TV! [People]
- A bird took a shit on the President today. Then Cheney tried to shoot it but hit Barney instead. [CrooksAndLiars]
- Naomi Campbell to star in a romantic comedy. [Fashionista]
- "Women's fertility" supporter wants to save us from birth-control pills. [Feministing]
- We continue to have a bad feeling about the whales. [CNN]
