Researchers in Italy say that the victims of Pompeii had perfect teeth right up to (and past) the moment when they were covered in and petrified by volcanic ash. So tell us, Science: How did they maintain those perfect sets of Pomper Chompers?
Uh-oh, it looks like not even gods of sex and virility can avoid problems in their dick game. New research speculates that a famous Pompeiian painting of Priapus depicts the deity not just packing a huge cock, but also strutting around with a painful and embarrassing medical condition.
Here's the first trailer of Pompeii starring Jon Snow, Bastard Son of Winterfell (a.k.a Kit Harrington) and it looks riiiiiiiiidiculous. One part Gladiator, one part Dante's Peak and ALL parts cheesy-as-hell, Pompeii tells the story of a young gladiator (of course) who always wears half shirts (yep) and falls in love…