This Week in Tabloids: Is Lionel Richie Khloe Kardashian's Real Father?

Welcome to Midweek Madness, in which you and I take our mortal clay to the Lord's pottery wheel and gently shape a glittery turd to pass back and forth between our butts forever. This week, Ariana Grande refuses to shower after the gym; Lionel Richie created Khloe Kardashian out of his very own sperm-buddies;… » 10/15/14 4:10pm 10/15/14 4:10pm

Your Evening Cry: Let Sly the Pomeranian Melt Your Cold, Dark Heart

Sly, the indomitable Pomeranian, has been through the wringer. Sick and in a shelter, this lil' dude needed some help, but everyone was passing him by. Thankfully, the amazing Hughes foster family and their eight pup clan (that is how I would like to roll; don't tell my boyfriend/therapist/the state) spotted Sly and… » 12/05/13 11:30pm 12/05/13 11:30pm