This Week in Tabloids: Is Lionel Richie Khloe Kardashian's Real Father?

Welcome to Midweek Madness, in which you and I take our mortal clay to the Lord's pottery wheel and gently shape a glittery turd to pass back and forth between our butts forever. This week, Ariana Grande refuses to shower after the gym; Lionel Richie created Khloe Kardashian out of his very own sperm-buddies;… » 10/15/14 4:10pm 10/15/14 4:10pm

Your Evening Cry: Let Sly the Pomeranian Melt Your Cold, Dark Heart

Sly, the indomitable Pomeranian, has been through the wringer. Sick and in a shelter, this lil' dude needed some help, but everyone was passing him by. Thankfully, the amazing Hughes foster family and their eight pup clan (that is how I would like to roll; don't tell my boyfriend/therapist/the state) spotted Sly and… » 12/05/13 11:30pm 12/05/13 11:30pm

Pomeranian Is Too Fat to Get Up, Too Cute to Help

Meet Ivan the Terrible, a Pomeranian chubster who is not gonna let carbs get in the way of his dreams. Or in the way of his anything. Basically, he will eat all the carbs and then ten minutes later he will hoist himself into an upright position and flounce off, jaunty Christmas scarf flapping behind him. » 9/03/13 6:20pm 9/03/13 6:20pm