How Do You Look?

This is ridiculous, but it might be fun, so bear with me. Last night my husband and I got into a discussion about our faces. To be more specific, he's objectively a traditionally handsome man (as evidenced by the fact that people regularly hire him to host television shows) but believes that people — including me —… » 3/31/15 2:50pm Tuesday 2:50pm

AP Poll: Americans Are Over 2014, Really Looking Forward to 2015

According to a new Associated Press-Times Square Alliance poll, 50% of Americans think that 2015 is going to be a better year than 2014. While that is probably the most average statement one could possibly make at the end of any given year, the word AP uses to specifically describe this year? "Meh." How uninspiring… » 12/27/14 12:10pm 12/27/14 12:10pm

Poll: How Often Do You Really Masturbate?

Recently, FiveThirtyEight compiled information from a 2009 study from the National Survey of Sexual Health and Behavior on how often people of different ages engage in self-pleasure. As is usually the case with studies like this, the post garnered lots of attention from those individuals who think the participants… » 6/05/14 4:40pm 6/05/14 4:40pm

These are the Top 10 LGBT+ Friendly American Cities

Seattle, San Francisco, Minneapolis-Saint Paul, and the only two cities I will ever willingly live in if I move back, Austin and Atlanta, top a list of the most LGBT+ friendly cities in the United States. » 6/01/14 4:05pm 6/01/14 4:05pm

CNN Poll Asked People If 'Space Aliens' Made Flight 370 Disappear

In a new poll, CNN asked people if "space aliens, time travelers or beings from another dimension" made Malaysian Airlines Flight 370 disappear. » 5/07/14 9:30pm 5/07/14 9:30pm

One-Third of British People Are Terrified of Our New Robot Overlords

The poor people of Great Britain, who once conquered nations and ruled an empire of millions, now find themselves quaking in fear over a very real and terrifying threat—robots. » 5/06/14 10:41pm 5/06/14 10:41pm

How Fat Is Your State?

Newly released data on state-by-state obesity rates reveals that last year's fittest state has been dethroned. Goodbye, Colorado. Hello, Montana. This is huge. In a sense. » 3/06/14 2:00pm 3/06/14 2:00pm

No One Has Seen Any Of The Best Picture Nominees, Apparently

According to a new poll, our favorite way to assess WTF is really going on in our society, most Americans haven't actually seen the films nominated for Best Picture at this year's Oscars. But don't worry! That won't stop them from having opinions about which one should win. » 2/23/14 8:30pm 2/23/14 8:30pm

Hillary Clinton Is Most Admired Woman of the Year for the 18th Time

According to a Gallup poll conducted at the beginning of the month, Barack Obama and Hillary Clinton are the Most Admired Man and Woman of 2013. This comes as a surprise to pretty much no one, as 1) presidents are pretty much always given the title, and 2) both Obama and Clinton have won for the past few years. In… » 12/30/13 2:10pm 12/30/13 2:10pm

Vote In The Official Jezebel Shittiest Celebrity News Of The Week Poll

So many awful, devastating, terrible things happened this past week. I read all of your comments, reacting to the stories, and my heart broke with you. I watched you shed your tears, all because this week brought a trio of tragedies to world of entertainment news reporting. » 11/03/13 3:53pm 11/03/13 3:53pm

By the Way, Lots of Dudes Aspire to Be Dads

Yes, yes — we all know that the highest calling for women in fascist countries is to birth beautiful, stout baby-soldiers for the State, but a new, conveniently-timed Father’s Day poll suggests that lots of men want to be dads one day. In fact, just about as many men as women aspire to carefully guide an infant… » 6/16/13 4:00pm 6/16/13 4:00pm

90% of Americans Don't Think They're Hipsters (All Hipsters Say That)

No one wants to admit they're a hipster and why would they? As a term, the only thing we can agree on is that it's negative, but other than that the definition is wishy-washy and constantly changing to suit whatever qualities the word's user is trying to detract from. In fact, in a recent poll, only 10% of the… » 5/14/13 2:20pm 5/14/13 2:20pm

Approval For Same-Sex Marriage Skyrockets in Just Six Years

The day before the Supreme Court starts hearing California's Prop 8 case, CNN/ORC International Poll delivers the news that more Americans support legal same-sex marriage and say they have a family member or close friend who is gay or lesbian. » 3/25/13 9:30pm 3/25/13 9:30pm

There Are Apparently Some Americans Who Think Romney 'Favors the Poor'

According to some NBC poll, two percent of those surveyed think that Romney's economic policies favor the poor. I know it's a small number but still EXSQUEEZE ME?? Who are these two percent? A slightly intoxicated Scrooge McDuck who decided it would be fun to fuck with the pollsters? James Spader in Pretty in Pink?… » 11/06/12 10:30pm 11/06/12 10:30pm

Poll: What Kind Of Self Tanner Do You Think Mitt Romney Uses?

Rumor has it that Mitt Romney's weirdly inconsistent skin color is due to the fact that the candidate has been getting spray-tanned on the regular. This got us wondering...what self tanner does Willard Mitt Romney use? So we're taking a very scientific poll. » 10/25/12 4:00pm 10/25/12 4:00pm

Mitt Romney has taken pains to project the image of a man…

Conservative Group’s For-Sure ‘Unbiased’ Poll Reveals That New Yorkers…

New York, as in the city where dreams are dreamed, nourished, and unceremoniously flattened by overloaded subway cars and undermining drinking partners named Slack, recently launched a pilot program to freely and discreetly dispense the emergency contraception pill Plan B in 13 schools across the city. Soon after the… » 10/21/12 2:30pm 10/21/12 2:30pm

Survey: Not All LGBT Americans Are Neil Patrick Harris

A massive poll released by Gallup today reveals some truths about the American LGBT community that might shock and upset people who like to imagine that television is real life: contrary to prime time network tropes, people who identify themselves as lesbian, gay, bisexual, or transsexual are more likely to be… » 10/19/12 5:45pm 10/19/12 5:45pm