It's election season, American voters, and you know what that means — everything will be compared with everything else, starting, of course, with Nutella vs. bacon. Red carpet perambulators at the VMAs certainly offered their own flummoxed opinions about which food product constituted the yummier snack, but it's not … Read… 9/09/12 11:15pm 9/09/12 11:15pm

Remember all that crappy crap about women that Mitt Romney kept saying during the socially conservative pissing contest that was the 2012 GOP primary season? Well, it looks like that's water under the bridge for women — the GOP Presidential nominee is getting more and more popular with the ladies by the day. He's so… Read… 5/31/12 3:20pm 5/31/12 3:20pm

For a time after she withdrew from the presidential race, our favorite quote-generating maniac Michele Bachmann fell silent. It was a dark time for America, but thankfully she has emerged from the shadows and is once again letting her special brand of perma-smiled sun shine across this great land. She's making the… Read… 5/06/12 8:00pm 5/06/12 8:00pm

A new poll has found that almost 15 percent of people on the planet think the world is going to come to an end during their lifetime. What's even more bizarre is that a full 10 percent of people worldwide think the Mayan calendar points to it ending right here in 2012. Are you one of them? If so, why aren't you out in… Read… 5/02/12 11:00pm 5/02/12 11:00pm

If social conservatives were hoping to ride to the White House on tide of unquenchable Puritan backlash against President Obama's birth control mandate, they'll find their hopes tragically dashed. According to a new poll, the majority of Americans like the idea of giving birth control to anyone who wants it. Read… 2/23/12 1:40pm 2/23/12 1:40pm

It's no secret that Congress is a total shitshow, unable to fix even the most minor problem. The good news is that they've finally gotten bad enough at their jobs that America has been roused from its usual stupor and is starting to take notice—and now we're ready to throw the bums out! Seriously, all of them. Read… 1/27/12 11:55am 1/27/12 11:55am

As hard as they might try to bend the facts (or just plain make them up), sometimes even Fox News anchors must contend with the harsh reality that not everyone thinks Barack Obama is an evil socialist. But somebody forgot to tell Gretchen Carlson that, and she got the shock of a lifetime when she learned that a poll … Read… 12/11/11 4:35pm 12/11/11 4:35pm

Despite America's fervent desire that Jennifer Aniston will spawn, with or without a man, a Pew Research Center poll found nearly seven out of 10 U.S. residents think single mothers are bad for society, UPI reports. Read… 2/17/11 9:25am 2/17/11 9:25am

Fifty percent of those questioned in a 60 Minutes/Vanity Fair poll said they'd have no problem with a homosexual president. Even more said they'd support a gay Supreme Court justice, secretary of state, or Super Bowl quarterback. [VF, N.Y. Post] Discuss… 3/30/10 9:20am 3/30/10 9:20am

Things are a little doom-and-gloom today: Iran may have a secret nuclear facility, and a New York Times/CBS poll shows Obama's approval rating has dropped to 56%. Oh: And Americans are still totally confused about health care. Read… 9/25/09 9:30am 9/25/09 9:30am

Yeah, yeah. All men. Dogs. You know the routine. Read… 4/24/07 9:08pm 4/24/07 9:08pm