Over 200 Of Hillary Clinton's Emails Contain Classified Information

Hillary Clinton has been dealing with a months-long migraine atop her many other migraines after it was revealed that she used a private email server to conduct official secretary of state business. Nothing classified was sent over the insecure server, she insisted, and the hype was partisan overreaction. It turns… » 8/31/15 8:30pm Yesterday 8:30pm

Sarah Palin Pretends to Consider Being Donald Trump's Vice President 

Take shelter: Sarah Palin, former governor and current professional bloviator, is “leaving the door open” to becoming Donald Trump’s running mate. Donald Trump has not, that we know of, asked her to be his running mate, but has said in the past that he’d tap her to be part of his blessedly imaginary—for… » 8/28/15 12:49pm Friday 12:49pm

Hundreds of Pages of PA Prosecutor's Pornographic Emails Released

On Monday, Pennsylvania Attorney General Kathleen Kane was instructed to stand trial for charges of perjury and obstruction of justice after authorities claim she used personal emails to conduct official business and leaked confidential emails to embarrass her critics. In an impressive move of deflection, she also… » 8/27/15 6:20pm Thursday 6:20pm

Louisiana Official Asks to Speed up Wife-Stalking Trial So He Can Run for Reelection

Welcome to Big Time Small-Time Dicks, a new regular column on The Slot that explores local politicians, small-town scandals and everything else making life miserable on a local level. Know a small time person who is a big time dick we should feature? Email us. » 8/24/15 4:25pm 8/24/15 4:25pm

Missouri Woman Finds Donald Trump's Face in Her Butter 

Like a miracle, except, you know, more of a dark omen of our certain and inexorable doom: a Missouri woman told a local news station that she awoke one morning and popped the lid off a tub of butter, only to find that it contained the face of Donald Trump. Evidently Jesus has fled and will not be appearing in… » 8/24/15 10:30am 8/24/15 10:30am

Wow, People on Fox News Sure Seem to Respect Women a Lot

Do you enjoy torturing yourself? Then please enjoy this Media Matters supercut of sexism on Fox News. It’s six excruciating minutes of crap like “feminized atmosphere” and “scatterbrained” and “cave man” and “turning our men into fools and villains.” Warning: this ride may not be suitable for those with heart trouble,… » 8/19/15 2:55pm 8/19/15 2:55pm

Missouri Lawmakers Wonder if Dress Code Would Keep Them From Sexually Harassing Interns 

In the embarrassing wake of two scandals involving two different Missouri lawmakers who have both been forced to quit after accusations that they sexually harassed their interns, the Missouri House is discussing instituting a new dress code. For the interns. That’s it. That’ll do it. » 8/18/15 4:55pm 8/18/15 4:55pm

Philandering Politician Blames Mafia, Thanks Jesus in 1,900 Word Facebook Rant

Last week, the Detroit News broke the rather curious story of Michigan State Representative Todd Courser, who tried to cover up the affair he was having with a fellow state rep by inventing a gay sex scandal. That didn’t work. Now, Courser is indicating that the shadowy-sounding “Lansing Mafia” is responsible for his… » 8/17/15 2:50pm 8/17/15 2:50pm

Carly Fiorina Also Doesn't Think You Should Have to Vaccinate Your Kids 

Here is the “middle ground” on vaccines as it exists in America today: don’t vaccinate your kids if your Internet message board/life coach/talking dog sidekick advises against it, but a public school may bar you from enrolling. That’s the stance Carly Fiorina took when talking to a potential voter and mother of five… » 8/14/15 11:15am 8/14/15 11:15am

Planned Parenthood's Cecile Richards Is a Women's Health Advocate, Not a Monster

In our second episode of This Broad’s Life, we followed Planned Parenthood President Cecile Richards around Washington, D.C. in early July—just weeks before the organization fell under attack from the Center for Medical Progress, an anti-abortion group, and subsequently from Republicans all over the country. » 8/13/15 1:20pm 8/13/15 1:20pm

Ted Cruz Event Gives 'Courage' Award to State Rep Who Gave Away Adoptees to Molester

Arkansas State Representative Justin Harris, who gave away his adopted daughters to a child molester because he and his wife thought they were possessed by demons, will be given an award for courage at a dinner for Senator Ted Cruz tonight. Harris and a fellow state representative, Charlene Fite, are being commended… » 8/12/15 2:00pm 8/12/15 2:00pm

State Speaker Asked Claire McCaskill to 'Bring Her Kneepads' to Pass a Bill

On Tuesday night, appearing on The Last Word with Lawrence O’Donnell, Senator Claire McCaskill talked about the good old days. You know, back when she was a young, single state legislator in the Missouri House of Representatives, who needed a bill passed and decided to ask the Speaker of the House for help, and he… » 8/12/15 12:02pm 8/12/15 12:02pm

Gifts From The Trump Dump: Donald Trump Merchandise to Suit Your Every Need

My friends, we are blessed. As of today, Donald Trump’s official campaign gear store is open for business. I know, I know: you’re overcome—for whom should you purchase that onesie? Those solo cups? Fear not, Jezebel is here to offer unto you the definitive Trump Dump Gift Guide. » 8/11/15 2:40pm 8/11/15 2:40pm