Senator Charles Schumer Wants to End the Pay Gap Between Men and Women

The gender wage gap is like one of those bad party guests who routinely shows up empty-handed, drinks all the booze, and then passes out on the couch after peeing on it. Like, really? You're still kicking around, bro? It's 2015. Time to get current and out of your mom's basement. And please. Put the artichoke dip DOWN. » 3/29/15 8:27pm Sunday 8:27pm

Why Don't Ted Cruz's Clothes Fit Him?

Ted Cruz is running for President of the United States, which unfortunately means we're all going to be seeing a lot more him and his abomination of a wardrobe. » 3/24/15 3:15pm 3/24/15 3:15pm

Actress Marsha Hunt, Blacklisted in the '50s, Awarded for Rad Politics

In 1949, during the darkest days of Joe McCarthy and the deep Communism paranoia manifested in the House Un-American Activities Committee, Marsha Hunt was one of the many Hollywood actors to be blacklisted. Now 97, she's one of the sole surviving members of the blacklist, and Deadline reports that next month she… » 3/23/15 4:45pm 3/23/15 4:45pm

CNN Parodies Too Many Cooks, GOP Parodies 'Stay Thirsty,' We Go Insane

Even though the 2016 Presidential election is still more than 19 months away, we're already deep into political-parodies-less-funny-than-the-original-thing-that-was-funny-several-months-or-years-ago territory. Yo, Canada: I'm coming. » 3/20/15 10:50am 3/20/15 10:50am

Insane Lady at Rick Santorum Event: Obama Tried to Nuke Charleston

Because he has nothing better to do, shitty former Senator and hilarious former Presidential candidate Rick Santorum was at the South Carolina National Security Action summit today. Also at the summit was a retired schoolteacher named Virginia, whose rambling, spirited question to Santorum stretched for an incredible… » 3/18/15 6:30pm 3/18/15 6:30pm

Very Unchill Ted Cruz Told a Little Girl the 'World Is on Fire'

Senator Ted "the United Nations is trying to invade the U.S. and enslave us all" Cruz isn't one to tone down his rhetoric for anybody. That includes a confused, terrified three-year-old in New Hampshire who didn't understand that Uncle Ted's fire and brimstone language isn't meant to be literal. » 3/16/15 2:00pm 3/16/15 2:00pm

Hillary Clinton Loses Body in Tragic Bloomberg Photoshopping Incident…

Embattled (and undeclared) 2016 Presidential frontrunner Hillary Clinton has some 'splaining to do about why she used her own personal server to send and receive emails while serving as Obama's Secretary of State. She'll attempt to do that later this afternoon, in a press conference that Bloomberg Politics is … » 3/10/15 2:30pm 3/10/15 2:30pm

Life Is Meaningless: Poll Finds Fox News Is the Most Trusted Network

The results of a new Quinnipac University poll are just the kind of thing you want to hear as election season ramps up: more U.S. voters said they trusted the news coverage provided by Fox News than NBC, ABC, CBS, MSNBC or CNN. » 3/09/15 1:00pm 3/09/15 1:00pm

Lawless Congress Flagrantly Disregards Rules, Frolics In Snow

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EMILY's List Gala: Hillary Clinton Hosts a Funeral for the Glass Ceiling

EMILY's List, a PAC that seeks to elect pro-choice female Democrats to office, threw a hell of a 30th anniversary party in Washington on Tuesday night. I was there. So was a woman who I'm pretty confident will one day be President of the United States. She was sitting at my table. » 3/05/15 12:30pm 3/05/15 12:30pm

Lindsey Graham Makes Cool & Original Nancy Pelosi Plastic Surgery Joke

Yesterday, Senator Lindsey Graham (R-SC), possibly as part of a secret ongoing push to be named the next host of The Daily Show, made an incredibly clever and original joke about Democratic House Leader Nancy Pelosi. » 3/04/15 3:30pm 3/04/15 3:30pm

Lawyer Fighting Obamacare: 'Women and Minorities' Wrote a Bad Law

Today, Attorney Michael Carvin will argue before the Supreme Court that the Affordable Care Act—or "Obamacare" if you're so inclined—is unconstitutional on the grounds that complying with it causes his clients undue hardship. If he wins, millions will lose their insurance and President Obama's most sizable domestic… » 3/04/15 9:50am 3/04/15 9:50am

Former CPAC Head Lisa De Pasquale on Love, Inclusion, and Barf 

Lisa De Pasquale is a conservative writer of both fiction and punditry who, to date, was the longest-serving head of the Conservative Political Action Conference (CPAC). She organized the behemoth conference from 2006 to 2011. During her time behind the scenes, she's seen and done things that read less like a job and… » 3/03/15 3:45pm 3/03/15 3:45pm

Man Has Great Idea: Woman Should Be Less Angry

Rich geezer Warren Buffett thinks Massachusetts Senator Elizabeth Warren would be a more effective leader if she calmed down and got less mad about stuff that, in her view, is ruining the country. » 3/03/15 12:30pm 3/03/15 12:30pm

Hillary Clinton Probably Used an AOL Account to Conduct Gov't Business

Hillary Rodham Clinton may be in a whole heap of trouble now that news has leaked that the former Secretary of State used a personal email account — possibly CoOlHiLl27@aol.com — to conduct her government business and never had an official state department address during her tenure. Cool, laid-back official or… » 3/02/15 10:00pm 3/02/15 10:00pm

10,000 Elephants in the Room: I Made It Through CPAC Without Puking

I am sitting in a rented banquet chair watching Carly Fiorina remove her headset. In a moment, I will stand, smile with false confidence, and replace Fiorina in the chair she vacates, facing the questions of two right wing radio hosts. I was out until 3 a.m. last night drinking whiskey with both of my imminent… » 3/02/15 2:15pm 3/02/15 2:15pm

Nevada Lawmaker Thinks You Can Clear Out Your Cancer With Baking Soda

Republican Nevada Assemblywoman Michele Fiore suggested on her radio show last Saturday that cancer is a fungus you can flush out with a non-FDA approved drug (that is basically baking soda). Fiore, who was removed from a leadership role over tax liens last year, told listeners of her plans to introduce a "terminally… » 2/28/15 2:45pm 2/28/15 2:45pm

Loving the Shit Out of America: Everything Good About CPAC

When Jezebel decided to send two people to CPAC, I'm sure people familiar with this site's typical political line thought we'd spend the whole time shitting on it. Before we arrived, we feared we were about to walk into what is essentially a conference for angry Fox Nation comments. But the reality is actually... kind… » 2/27/15 1:50pm 2/27/15 1:50pm