Not Enough Parents Are Hiding Their Happy Pills From Their Kids

You would think that most parents are smart enough to know that their prescription medications' "keep out of reach of children" warning isn't to be taken lightly, but maybe not. Doctors are reporting an increase in incidences of children being brought to the hospital after getting into their moms' and dads' pill… » 6/03/13 1:00pm 6/03/13 1:00pm

160 Afghan Girls Poisoned For Daring Go to School

One hundred sixty students from an all-girls school in the Afghan province of Takhar province were admitted to the hospital yesterday after being poisoned yesterday, the second mass poisoning of schoolgirls in the country in a week. US, Afghan, and NATO authorities believe that several of the Taliban's army of… » 5/30/12 2:20pm 5/30/12 2:20pm

Al Gore Not Running For President, Son In Rehab: Coincidence? We Think Not

  • Al "I'm The Man Who Was Elected President, But Whatever I'm A Movie Star Now" Gore has "fallen out of love" with politics, he says. And thus will not be running for president... again. If this is true, what a drama queen! If this isn't true, what an even bigger drama queen! Simmer down, Al! (And if you need some help…
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