Botox has been on its quest to eradicate all signs of age from every rich person's face on the planet for about six years now. On the way, it's made a ton of A-list friends and frenemies — people love the stuff, even though it's made out of purified botulinum toxin and is widely known for its tendency to keep those…

Creating an Amanda Bynes overshare meme seems like a pretty good weekend afternoon project for someone who, unlike yours truly, isn’t hard at work on his cookie cake bathroom mosaic (I anticipate a spread in Garden & Gun once the mosaic is finished, of course). There are now plenty of entries, like that time Amanda…

You have skinny arms. You have fat arms. Your arms end in a lizard foot because you also have the body and head of a lizard (in this case, you are a lizard). Your arms are fine. Do they help you lift and move things out of the way? Then they're better than fine. They're functional so quit slicing into them and…

At first glance, the images of the contestants in the 2013 Miss Korea pageant seem like a trick of the eye: Wait, are some of these the same person with different hair? At second glance, it's clear that there are different women in each photo, but they have very similar features.

Ever since inventing cellulite, we as a society have been immensely prolific in fabricating bullshit flaws with the female body, as well as expensive and painful procedures to correct those flaws. Buoyed on by the success of "back scooping" and butt implants, we've finally made it to the final frontier of asinine…

The news that there's been an even more fucked up "development" in female genital mutilation aka "vaginal rejuvenation!" is so disheartening. Holy fuck, ladies! — can we please get our shit together, vaginal pride-wise?

Big boobs and butts are perhaps losing their appeal since the number of people enhancing them cosmetically has declined for the first time in six years (notably, when Kim Kardashian Superstar was released). Meanwhile, procedures involving the face are on the rise, mostly due to aging baby boomers.

Let's agree to disagree with the WoW Report, since they're claiming that Beyoncé is "veering into Michael Jackson territory" with her nose. But can we all agree that it sucks when standards of beauty are completely unattainable without a scalpel? Whether it's in this country or another, whether it's a thinner nose or

Much like Nicki Minaj on Idol, plastic surgery fads are fickle and ever-changing. The British Association of Aesthetic Plastic Surgeons (BAAPS, not to be confused with B*A*P*S) released data on cosmetic surgery in the UK in 2012. The report stated that while the number of procedures was "stable", the actual composition…

After years of curating itself to be the freakshow network you may have asked, "How will TLC top itself in outrageous weirdness?" And now you have the answer to that question: labia in a jar. For its new reality special Plastic Wives—premiering this Sunday—about a group of women who married plastic surgeons and take…