People Don't Like Plastic In Their Sausages For Some Reason

While it's completely obnoxious to assume everyone can afford it, there is no bigger argument for seeking out farm-to-table sustenance than the recent spat of recalled foods. While the latest mass-produced recall snafu does not quite approximate the horror of the glass-sprinkled Lean Cuisines, it definitely stacks up… » 2/23/13 3:30pm 2/23/13 3:30pm

'Facelift Bungee' Takes Facelifts to Extremes But Fails to Help Us…

Youth! That cruel and elusive mistress who, no matter how hard we chase her, will always outrun us. We can pump ourselves full of injectables and have doctors pull our skin so tight that hippies will use our faces at drum circles, yet still, STILL, our bones are slowly crumbling to dust as we march along the steady… » 7/23/12 1:35pm 7/23/12 1:35pm

Chin Implants Skyrocket After People Realize They Look Terrible in…

When we think of plastic surgery, we tend to think first of nose jobs, but it turns out the biggest new trend in modifying one's face is getting chin implants. The American Society of Plastic Surgeons just released new statistics that show that chimplants, as they're charmingly known, are the fastest growing procedure… » 4/16/12 11:20am 4/16/12 11:20am

Paris Stuck Between A Mouse and Her Crotch Rot

  • Big conundrum for Paris Hilton - continue to be against testing on animals or support research into curing (her) Chlamydia? Toughie. [Science Daily]
  • This headline makes us sad: "Stunning New Revelations on Cancer; Limit Bacon, Alcohol & Red Meat." So what are we supposed to eat for breakfast, lunch, and dinner? [ABC…
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