Move over, Jennifer Aniston's stupid finger-boulder! There's a new obscenely large diamond thingy in town! According to science, there is a great big planet out in space that is kind of named canker sore, and is also MADE OF SPARKLING DIAMONDS. Ladies, I hope you have your spit-up towels handy, because you've got some…

Astronomers have spotted a planet that appears to be made of a diamond orbiting around a tiny star. The planet, which is 4,000 light years away, is denser than any other known and is made of mostly carbon. It's believed that the carbon is in a crystalline pattern, making the planet a diamond. It's truly a fascinating…

No big deal, folks. The sun keeps exploding, but everything's probably fine.

In 1930, 11-year-old Venetia Phair suggested that the newly discovered planet beyond Neptune be named Pluto. On April 30, she died in her home in Banstead, England at the age of 90.

Venetia Phair named a planet when she was 11 years old, but now her planet is no longer a "planet." Back in 1930, Phair was eating breakfast with her father when he read a story in the Times of London about a new planet that had been discovered. Venetia, who was "well versed in Greek and Roman mythology" (gee, how…