Finally! A Lifeless Rock in the Void of Space that Women Can Enjoy!

Move over, Jennifer Aniston's stupid finger-boulder! There's a new obscenely large diamond thingy in town! According to science, there is a great big planet out in space that is kind of named canker sore, and is also MADE OF SPARKLING DIAMONDS. Ladies, I hope you have your spit-up towels handy, because you've got some… » 10/11/12 7:00pm 10/11/12 7:00pm

Diamond Planet Discovered, Ladies Attempt To Contain Themselves

Astronomers have spotted a planet that appears to be made of a diamond orbiting around a tiny star. The planet, which is 4,000 light years away, is denser than any other known and is made of mostly carbon. It's believed that the carbon is in a crystalline pattern, making the planet a diamond. It's truly a fascinating… » 8/26/11 9:20am 8/26/11 9:20am