If someone accompanies you to the pizzeria and says they don’t want pizza, there is a 99.999% chance they are lying.

Employees at a Domino’s in Oregon may have saved the life of a faithful customer who hadn’t called them in days.

Viewers of Tuesday night’s Celtics vs. Hawks game were given a solid lesson in what it takes to be a true athletic hero: Double-fisting pizza on the arena Kiss Cam while a couple—barely noticeable in your pizza-slamming glory—grotesquely tongues each other in front of you.

On a visit to Gino’s Pizzeria in Howard Beach, Queens on Wednesday, an irritable and apparently disturbed man from Ohio ate a slice of pizza with a knife and fork. He was ridiculed far and wide, because you can’t do that. On Thursday morning, he went on Good Morning America to explain himself.

The Slice Harvester, also known as Colin Atrophy Hagendorf, is something of a New York City punk rock legend in that he is the only person on record who has eaten in, documented, and rated every regular-joe pizza spot in Manhattan. (The tally: over 400, as noted in his 2015 book, Slice Harvester: A Memoir in Pizza.)

For when you want to either give up on or jump start your life.

Gaze upon the image before you. Looks so good, right? Some—and by “some” I mean me—might argue that pizza is one of humankind’s few creations worthy of worship. It’s unclear where England’s Manchester Metropolitan University stands on the issue of pizza deification, but it’s worth nothing that they are now permitting…

According to researchers at Cornell University, men consume 93% more pizza when trying to impress a woman. The study, which we saw via the Los Angeles Times, found that men ate significantly more pizza and salad when eating with a woman than with another man.

Big college clothing chain Urban Outfitters thought it’d expand and corner its big college consumer market by purchasing a pizza chain. You know, why not just get everything an undergrad wants in one place! Unfortunately, investors weren’t into it.

Can pizza rat just live?

Oh ho ho look what we have here: news from the blog mines that blotting your pizza, that thing girls you went to middle school with did—the ones who may or may not have been developing an unhealthy relationship to their food—is not actually saving you thousands of calories a year. Who cares, says I: it’s rude as hell…

Last week I officially passed the “one year left” mark on my wedding planning calendar. Between celebrating and freaking out, I realized I had to get to work on the Next Big Thing on my planning to-do list: Finding a caterer. My mother was insistent. My dad, resolute: “There has to be food!”

The kids are all right, specifically this one: Anson Lemmer, age 19, home for the summer in Glenwood Springs, Colorado, was on his second day working at a local joint called Uncle Pizza when he found himself saving a life.

Pizza lovers, prepare yourselves for a beautiful sight. At Milan’s Expo 2015 World’s Fair, over 60 of Italy’s best pizza chefs joined forces to create the world’s longest pizza. An official Guinness Worlds Records judge was on hand to witness the finished product, which measured out to over 1.5 kilometers, or almost a…

During those times when we find ourselves at a crossroads and cannot solve one of life’s quandaries by our lonesome, it’s typical to call on the guidance of outside forces. After hours of tormenting other humans with our pressing dilemmas, some of us may still not be satisfied. The next step is to seek advice from…