Welcome to America, land of dreams and opportunity and the only place where someone decided that it would be a good idea to make a cake out of pizza. Because just regular pizza isn't enough. It's broken. You need to fix it so that each bite threatens to give you a stroke. Because what good is dinner if it's not… » 9/30/14 9:30pm 9/30/14 9:30pm

Is there a marijuana god that we can bow down and thank for this? There are some places where the lifelong stoner fantasy of having delicious pizza that gets you stoned is becoming reality. WHAT A BEAUTIFUL TIME WE LIVE IN. » 9/21/14 10:05pm 9/21/14 10:05pm

The release of security footage that showed now-ex Baltimore Raven Ray Rice punching his fiancee in the face spurred many female users of Twitter to discuss their own experiences with domestic violence. The ensuing discussion involving women's stories of why they they stayed with or left their abusers was… » 9/09/14 2:20pm 9/09/14 2:20pm

What do you do when your pizza is assaulted in a freak food fight that erupts out of nowhere? Do you stand idly by watching your 3.14 of perfection be marred by errant glasses of water and angrily launched seasonings or do you run into the fray headfirst to protect your honor, your dignity, your pizza no matter the… » 8/07/14 11:30pm 8/07/14 11:30pm

In today's Tweet Beat Ellie Goulding expresses an unpopular opinion, Barack Obama receives some friendly birthday wishes and Kerry Washington and Shonda Rhimes get to work. » 8/04/14 7:30pm 8/04/14 7:30pm

Ellen brought a few boxes of pizza out to the audience as a joke, but Meryl Streep and Harrison Ford were really serious about eating it. » 3/02/14 10:57pm 3/02/14 10:57pm

Their short ep was recorded live at Macaulay Culkin's house on November 11, 2013. You can now buy it for one dollar or listen to it below. I suggest you do both, because it is amazing. We are all better for this existing. » 12/08/13 10:01pm 12/08/13 10:01pm

This topic is not for the faint of heart. The debate to come will tear apart families and turn friends into enemies. Rivers will run red with the blood of 1,000 tomatoes. Cheese will be everywhere and dough — oh, God, so much dough. We are about to talk about pizza. Specifically (and dangerously), we are talking about » 11/14/13 3:30pm 11/14/13 3:30pm

This roughly 3,000 calorie pizza features ten mini burgers topped with mozzarella embedded around the crust. It is then topped with all the toppings in the world and served with fat-filled dipping sauce (ketchup?). Thankfully, it's only available in the Middle East and UK, but it's rumored to be heading west. Pizza… » 9/18/13 8:30pm 9/18/13 8:30pm

I don't know how to break this to you gently, so I'm just going to come out and say it: there are taste receptors on every pair of testicles. To be more specific, there are taste receptors for the flavors of sweet and umami ("pleasant savory taste") sitting atop the undercarriage of the male anatomy. So don't even… » 7/02/13 10:40am 7/02/13 10:40am

Oh, your parents: Teh Olds. They're always needing technical assistance with the most rudimentary computer tasks. Worse, you can't begrudge them the tech support since they're always helping you out with rides to the movie theater and money for ice cream. You can't deny them service, but goshdarnit, you should demand… » 6/25/13 5:53pm 6/25/13 5:53pm

Huh? » 3/22/13 7:00pm 3/22/13 7:00pm

I can't explain exactly why George Clooney's face on the body of a pizza chef fills me with so much joy, but it does. This pizza box is from Haslach, Germany, and so either Clooney has a pizza flipping twin in Haslach, or this is just another thing the man excels at. When he's not pulling pranks, he's pulling dough! » 2/18/13 11:15pm 2/18/13 11:15pm

New Zealand's Hell Pizza offers a regular "confessional" competition in which customers try and best each other with their most scandalous stories. Last week, the company's Facebook page posted a douchey bro version of a trigger warning before the winning confession — "Don't read below if you're easily offended" —… » 8/16/12 10:10am 8/16/12 10:10am

Last fall, our trusty Congress officially declared that pizza was a vegetable because it has tomato sauce on it. Yeah, that was definitely a high point for democracy. Anyway, that led to us all making tired cracks about how we were at least getting our vegetable when we ate pizza, but in some small way, it did make it… » 5/23/12 10:00pm 5/23/12 10:00pm

Mystic Pizza, the movie that introduced America to Julia Roberts's cackle, was in fact based on a real place of the same name, a place in Connecticut where mystical pizzas were made in roaring ovens throughout the bountiful 90s, but that has now become a poster child for the economic recession. Or tax fraud. The U.S.… » 3/08/12 11:15pm 3/08/12 11:15pm