Making quibbles about the historical accuracy of a fantasy pirate book about seems about as valuable a use of one's time as getting into a heated YouTube comments section argument with a user named SouthIsRizing about whether or listening to "Dixie" is racist (also, what are you doing listening to "Dixie" on…
This is a dog dressed as two pirates carrying a treasure chest. Via Twitter.
Sorry, Johnny Depp! Sandra Bullock and her son Louie took first place when they dressed up today for a pirate-themed birthday party at a park in Brentwood, CA. Images via Bauer-Griffin.
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• Carey Lockhart-Davis, aunt of murdered North Carolina 5-year-old Shaniya Davis, is furious that the alleged rapist and murderer is being treated decently in prison. She told the Early Show:
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It's Talk Like A Pirate Day once again, mateys— not to be confused with Talk Like A Vampire Day, wherein you have to follow your friends around telling them they are your own personal brand of heroin. [LATimes]
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