Pirates of Caribbean: Dead Men Tell No Tales, the fifth installment of a franchise that everyone stopped caring about years ago, will begin filming in Australia in February of 2015. The film is set for a 2017 release.

Making quibbles about the historical accuracy of a fantasy pirate book about seems about as valuable a use of one's time as getting into a heated YouTube comments section argument with a user named SouthIsRizing about whether or listening to "Dixie" is racist (also, what are you doing listening to "Dixie" on…

This is a dog dressed as two pirates carrying a treasure chest. Via Twitter.

Sorry, Johnny Depp! Sandra Bullock and her son Louie took first place when they dressed up today for a pirate-themed birthday party at a park in Brentwood, CA. Images via Bauer-Griffin.

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• Carey Lockhart-Davis, aunt of murdered North Carolina 5-year-old Shaniya Davis, is furious that the alleged rapist and murderer is being treated decently in prison. She told the Early Show:

It's Talk Like A Pirate Day once again, mateys— not to be confused with Talk Like A Vampire Day, wherein you have to follow your friends around telling them they are your own personal brand of heroin. [LATimes]

Look, mateys. I love pirates. We all love pirates. So much so that the Pirate Mania that's been kicking around this country for the past 5 or so years is starting to get pretty damn tired. Yes, we all love Captain Jack Sparrow, but as Halloween rolls around once more, the abundance of Faux Jacks running around our…

In honor of international talk like a pirate day, the remainder of this list will be conducted in pirate speak. Thank you for yourrrrrr support, landlubbers.