Amanda Bynes ‘Aided’ by Sleazy Sam Lutfi, Britney's Former Manager

This is not good. Sam Lufti, best known as the bizarre and controlling former manager of 2007 brokedown-palace edition Britney Spears, has got his claws into Amanda Bynes. Apparently he bought her the plane ticket back to L.A. after the bong-throwing incident and she's spoken to him on the phone since she was placed on … » 7/29/13 9:00am 7/29/13 9:00am

Allison Williams Speaking at Yale in Impossible-To-Get-Into Event

Lest we forget that actress, newsman progeny and occasional BCBG shopper Allison Williams exists while Girls is between seasons, she and her boyfriend College Humor founder Ricky Van Veen are giving an "intimate" talk at Yale — Williams was Class of '10 — about "TV, film, and the Internet." Perhaps misleadingly, it's… » 7/17/13 9:00am 7/17/13 9:00am

Witness The Stages of Pippa Middleton's Tennis Face

LONDON, ENGLAND - JULY 05: Pippa Middleton reacts as she watches the Gentlemen's Singles semi-final match between Andy Murray of Great Britain and Jerzy Janowicz of Poland on day eleven of the Wimbledon Lawn Tennis Championships at the All England Lawn Tennis and Croquet Club on July 5, 2013 in London, England. (Photo… » 7/06/13 1:30pm 7/06/13 1:30pm

Pippa Middleton Loves Day Drinking, Hates Watching Women's Tennis

Pippa Middleton's latest column for the British political rag the Spectator (she has a column for the British political rag the Spectator) takes on the topic of Wimbledon. "Wimbers is tennis at its best, the grandest of all slams," writes the younger Middleton sister. "Which is why I like to go every year, at least twice." … » 6/28/13 4:40pm 6/28/13 4:40pm

Journalism Is Not Dead Because Pippa Middleton Writes for Vanity Fair

Not content with wearing white dresses and slowly sashaying in front of people, Pippa Middleton has abandoned England to write for Vanity Fair about England. What she doesn't realize is that we left that fucking place over 200 years ago and would you kindly please stop shoving the Royal Family down our throats Vanity… » 6/05/13 4:15pm 6/05/13 4:15pm

Gwyneth Paltrow Says She Nearly Died During a Miscarriage

During a very personal interview that the Mail's Sunday You magazine handles with surprising delicacy, Gwyneth Paltrow was asked whether she'd ever want to add another child to her cozy den of carbohydrate-free meals, yoga cocoons and Iron Man movies. Maybe, she said, but that near-death miscarriage experience has made … » 3/17/13 11:30am 3/17/13 11:30am

Kim Kardashian's New More Private Life Includes Nude Mag Covers

A few days ago, Kim Kardashian said that what she got most from her relationship with Kanye West was an appreciation of privacy. The new cover of French fashion mag L'Officiel Hommes features Kimye's idea of what "privacy" is, whose definition clearly got switched to "maybe fucking on a magazine cover" in the Oxford… » 2/26/13 9:00am 2/26/13 9:00am

Pippa Middleton Trades Writing for Belgian Boar Hunting

Shockingly, nobody is looking for any more crack party planning advice from Pippa Middleton since her book Celebrate made a fart noise that echoed throughout the publishing industry (although tips like "Make ice!!!" are extremely helpful), her following two book offers—one on wedding planning and another on children's'… » 1/22/13 9:00am 1/22/13 9:00am

JFK Stops Emma Watson To Ask Her Where Mommy And Daddy Are

As if the cries of "Ten points for Gryffindor!" every time she answers a question in lecture correctly aren't humiliating enough, Emma Watson, returning to Brown to resume her studies in the winter semester, was stopped and questioned by customs at the passport desk at JFK because they thought she was an unaccompanied… » 1/07/13 9:00am 1/07/13 9:00am

New Mom Hilary Duff Is a Morning Sex Enthusiast

Thanks to the antics of nine-month-old Luca Cruz, new mom Hilary Duff now prefers to get her fuck on in the morning with husband, retired Canadian ice hockey player (well, I think he's still Canadian) Mike Comrie. "[Sex after having a baby is] definitely different," she tells Us Weekly. I'm so exhausted at the end of… » 12/17/12 9:00am 12/17/12 9:00am

Pippa Middleton Might Be Getting a Six-Figure Deal to Report on…

Pippa Middleton, esteemed author of a ho-hum party-planning book and architect of what is widely seen as an aesthetically-pleasing hiney, might very well sign on as an official royal correspondent with NBC's Today Show, where can she look forward to creepy comments from Matt Lauer and endless quips from Al Roker about… » 12/16/12 2:00pm 12/16/12 2:00pm

Missing Tips and Tricks From Pippa Middleton's Failing Party Planning…

Pippa Middleton's party planning book, Celebrate: A Year of Festivities for Families and Friends is bombing. Sales are so incredibly slow, it's been reduced by fifty percent on Amazon, and the reviews have been, well, harsh. Simplistic tips such as "parties is as parties does HEE HAW" have earned critics complaints that … » 11/16/12 6:30pm 11/16/12 6:30pm

Liza Minnelli Got a Little Too Fucked Up at a Fancy Benefit

Liza "With A Z, Not Lisa With An S" Minnelli was honored at the New York Landmarks Conservancy awards at the Plaza on Thursday and partied like a sorority girl in a foreign country. Though her beverage of choice is a mystery, Minnelli drank and chain-smoked throughout the night, and by the time she got onstage to accept… » 11/12/12 9:00am 11/12/12 9:00am

BTW, Pippa Middleton Is Something of an Epicurean

Critics — the Telegraph book critic Christopher Howse who looks like a Santa Claus that's been turned into a Dracula Santa Claus (incidentally, a sure-fire title for a spec script for Supernatural (you're welcome)) — have not been kind to Pippa Middleton's new book, Celebrate, which is about how much Pippa Middleton… » 11/04/12 2:01pm 11/04/12 2:01pm