Pippa Middleton Is Not Keen on the Term 'Socialite' Being Used to Describe Her
For your information, Pippa Middleton doesn’t like the term “socialite.” In fact it “really irritates” her. Thanks.
Pippa Middleton Is Engaged
Pippa Middleton, sister to the Duchess of Cambridge, is officially engaged to boyfriend and hedge fund manager James Matthews. This wedding is exciting in the same way you’d anticipate the lavishly shot photos from the elaborate nuptials of the richest girl from your high school.
This Week In Tabloids: Prince Harry and Pippa Middleton Are Officially Boyfriend/Girlfriend
Welcome to Midweek Madness, where we buy magazines at the old, good magazine store because the new magazine store because is officially more unreliable than Blake Shelton’s claims that he wasn’t the one who just farted. This week, Pippa and Harry are doin’ it (sex), Tom and Suri are doin’ it (Scientology), Reese and…
Pippa Middleton Is Still Trying
Pippa Middleton has goals. Not content with simply being the rich, conventionally attractive aunt to the future King of England, (or Queen, if Charlotte’s got a little Frank Underwood in her) Philippa is spinning the Wheel of Life and trying her hand at another temporary career: Fashion designer.
Avril Lavigne: Pray For Me and My Undisclosed Health Issue
Avril Lavigne is suffering from an undisclosed health issue, asking fans to "keep me in your prayers." On December 7, a Twitter fan account, @AvrilMusicChart posted a screenshot of a DM exchange they had with the singer, in which she revealed that she hasn't been in the studio because she's not feeling well:
Kate Middleton's Brother Is a Marshmallow Selfie Tycoon
Kate Middleton is an object of international fascination. NBC is attempting to make Pippa Middleton intriguing enough for television. But what of James, their brother? Turns out he runs a startup that, for a cool $25, will print your Facebook and Instagram photos on marshmallows.
Royal Baby Watch 2014 Has Begun, and It's Dumber Than Dumb
Prince George, heir to the throne of England, is turning one year old, thereby scoring his first Vanity Fair cover. And you know what that means: time for us to begin breathlessly speculating about the vacancy rate of Kate Middleton's reproductive organs!!!
The Royals Are Either Mad or Not Mad at Pippa Middleton, Says Source
The royals are apparently very angry at human Pinterest board Pippa Middleton over her Today Show interview last week, which showed her grimacing at Matt Lauer for 30-minutes and giving away all the big royal secrets like "I get along well with my sister Kate Middleton" and "the Royal Wedding was a lot to take in." So…
Hornball Carson Daly Wants to Know If Pippa Middleton Has a Boyfriend
The Today Show finally aired the first part of their much hyped Pippa Middleton interview, revealing some very exciting, need-to-know facts about Kate Middleton's younger sister, like how she's self-described as "normal," how she thought the royal wedding was going to be "normal" and how her relationship with Kate…
Who Should Get the Today Correspondent Gig if Pippa Says No?
Today in snooze news, NBC is reportedly about to offer Pippa Middleton — beautiful purebred collie and sister to Kate, Duchess of Cambridge — a correspondent gig on the Today Show. The gossip comes right before her big Matt Lauer interview where she will finally answer hot button Pippa Middleton questions like What's…
Boring Person Pippa Middleton to Be Interviewed as Though Interesting
On Monday and Tuesday, NBC's TODAY will air a two-part interview with Pippa Middleton. The interview will mark the first time the sister of the wife of the guy who will be King of England after two people die has spoken on camera anywhere, and (falls asleep, immediately snoring very loudly).
Pippa Middleton, Columnist, Has Been Fired From the Daily Telegraph
Pippa Middleton, despite all of her Royalness by proxy, has been fired by the Daily Telegraph, where she was a “Sport and Social” columnist. Tragedy!
Words Pippa Middleton Uses When She Writes
Pippa Middleton "wrote" an "article" for Vanity Fair. She used (typed?) words.
Beyoncé's Been Watching Videos About Feminism on YouTube (As One Does)
Beyoncé is releasing a multi-part mini-documentary that goes behind the scenes of her record-breaking self-titled album because of course she is. THIS IS BEYONCE, YOU FOOLS. DID YOU EXPECT OTHERWISE.
Education Expert Jaden Smith Urges Kids to Drop Out of School
Born-into-stupidly-rich-and-famous-circumstances Jaden Smith, 15-year-old student at the Scientology-based New Village Leadership Academy (founded by Will and Jada) and part-time Teen Philosopher, is all, "We Don't Need No Education."
John Mayer Proposes, Katy Perry Roars "Sorry, Nooooo"
After engaging in some vintage Ross-and-Racheling over the summer, rumors are floating that John Mayer proposed to Katy Perry but she turned him down like a maid does beds in a Julian Fellowes drama. Way harsh, Tai. Popcrush reports:
Kim Kardashian Made A Bullshit Video Appearance At The End of Kris
After Kris Jenner repeatedly intimated that her show yesterday would feature an "out-of-hiding" Kim Kardashian, and maybe even North West, it was actually a two-second video of Kim in the last five minutes of the show. Which is how these things generally work out.
Amanda Bynes ‘Aided’ by Sleazy Sam Lutfi, Britney's Former Manager
This is not good. Sam Lufti, best known as the bizarre and controlling former manager of 2007 brokedown-palace edition Britney Spears, has got his claws into Amanda Bynes. Apparently he bought her the plane ticket back to L.A. after the bong-throwing incident and she's spoken to him on the phone since she was placed…
Allison Williams Speaking at Yale in Impossible-To-Get-Into Event
Lest we forget that actress, newsman progeny and occasional BCBG shopper Allison Williams exists while Girls is between seasons, she and her boyfriend College Humor founder Ricky Van Veen are giving an "intimate" talk at Yale — Williams was Class of '10 — about "TV, film, and the Internet." Perhaps misleadingly, it's…
Witness The Stages of Pippa Middleton's Tennis Face
LONDON, ENGLAND - JULY 05: Pippa Middleton reacts as she watches the Gentlemen's Singles semi-final match between Andy Murray of Great Britain and Jerzy Janowicz of Poland on day eleven of the Wimbledon Lawn Tennis Championships at the All England Lawn Tennis and Croquet Club on July 5, 2013 in London, England. (Photo…
