In this week's compilation of pop culture crap, Piper Palin is sick of all the bullshit, Sandra Bernhard recounts the first time she met Courtney Love, and apparently, horses can get herpes.
"Thanks for ruining our vacation."
—Piper Palin, a 10-year-old who's been misinformed regarding the nature of her family's road trip, to a Time photographer.
On last night's episode, Kate and her eight kids joined the Palins for a cross-promotional freezing cold, rainy camping trip in the Alaskan wilderness. Kate was "miserable," saying, "Why would you pretend to be homeless?" So she left.
In this week's compilation of pop culture crap, Martha Stewart's hatred of Sarah Palin, Spencer Pratt's spelling errors, and drunk idiots on MTV.
I'm not even stoned, but I cannot stop laughing at Piper Palin fixing her baby brother Trig's hair by licking her hand and petting his head. Also, how about when all those people were chanting, "Drill, baby, drill"? Who knew that the RNC could be so campy?