The 'Orphan' Kim Kardashian Tried to Adopt Has Politely Declined
Pink, the Thai girl who Kim Kardashian wanted to adopt on a recent episode of her show, has spoken out about the internet breaker adopting her and whisking her off to a life of glamour and luxury. Her response to the kind offer? She'd like to visit someday, but, uh, she's not really into commitment right now.
You'll Be Seeing A Lot Less Pink In The NFL This Pinktober
The dreaded Pinktober Pinkout Pinktacular is almost here, and NFL Shop already is emailing the ladies telling us to buy pink, pink, pink. But there's a good chance football fans will see less pink this time around, according to Uni Watch.
Victoria's Secret Loses a Major Branding Battle Over 'Pink'
Those of you in the UK who own any panties, hoodies, or other comfortwear emblazoned with that unmistakable collegiate-fonted "PINK" from Victoria's Secret may want to cherish the fleeting moments you have with those garments. Last week, a British judge ruled that the Victoria's Secret Pink line is infringing on the…
James Franco Posts and Deletes Another Scandalous Selfie
Happy Memorial Day weekend! In order to help you celebrate, James Franco (actor, author, director, the new messiah, etc.) has posted and deleted another revealing selfie for your viewing pleasure. Unfortunately for Franco, the internet doesn't play peekaboo and anything you post is forever (especially when you do it…
Pink and Nate Ruess Give You Everything At Last Night's Grammys
I will freely admit that I was not the biggest Pink fan when she debuted more than a decade ago with "There You Go." But wow, has she completely grown on me over the years, and it's largely due to the amazing performances she does at awards shows like the Grammys yesterday.
'Women are Running Shit': P!nk, Billboard's Woman of the Year
Billboard has named P!nk their 2013 Woman of the Year. During their Women in Music luncheon this week, the pop star spoke about her hope that her ball-busting career has made it easier for little girls who feel like they are different. She also said "fuck" a lot, to which her mother applauded. I love Alecia Moore and …
Great News, Lady Truckers: You Can Now Get Your Big Rig in Pink!
Mitsubishi Fuso — from the same people who make Mercedes Benz, not Mitsubishi. I know; I don't get it, either. — are betting they can make a new line of trucks designed to appeal to lady truck drivers. How? By fucking making them fucking pink NO DOY. (Maybe you didn't guess because of your slow lady brain.) (read:…
Will Victoria's Secret PINK Become the Next Juicy Couture?
RIP, PINK? Victoria's Secret's line marketed to a younger demographic than their VERY SEXY everything else that was once touted as the brand's saving grace might to be going the way of Juicy Couture, to become a distant memory in fashion's history of things that used to be cool.
If you used to lie around your bedroom as a teen and get super emo to Pink's "Just Like A Pill", this cover by Miguel will take you right back there. I'm lyin' here on the floor where you left me...I think I took too much...
Zooey Deschanel Hates Judgmental Shithead Internet Commenters
Zooey Deschanel, who I often forget is pretty cool, spoke truthy words about how horrible the Internet can be in this month's Marie Claire. (After all, noted Zooey Deschanel 1.0 Mary Louise Parker quit over it.)
Pink's Adorable Daughter and Husband Star in Her Adorable New Video
"Sometimes I hate every single stupid word you say/Sometimes I want to slap you in your whole face." So sings Pink as the image of her husband Carey Hart hits the screen in her new video for "True Love." Their daughter Willow also appears in the clip, playing with toys and riding bikes with mom and dad. This ode to…
Here's a Trailer for a Movie About Sex Addicts With Gwyneth and Pink
How we managed to miss the fact that Gwyneth Paltrow had shot a movie with a cast like Tim Robbins, Mark Ruffalo, Josh Gad and PINK aka Alecia Moore, it may never be clear. But that wrong has been righted because here is the trailer for Thanks For Sharing, a movie that looks like it could actually treat sex addiction
NRA Convention Featured Pink Guns, Bra Holsters for the Ladies
GUNS!!!!! Right, ladies?? You like GUNS, don’t you? What do you mean, “Not really, no”? All Americans like GUNS because GUNS are totems of our essential Americanness. Consider the great GUN movies through the history of the American cinema — Top Gun, The Naked Gun, The Guns of Navarone, and, of course, Thunder…

