This is a āchipmunk pig,ā which to my admittedly untrained eyes, just looks like a very small pig with some neat stripes. His name is Christopher P. Bacon. That is, Chris P. Bacon. Itās Friday, and heās adorable.
And now, a tale of a man who thought he was getting one thing but ended up with quite another.
Those who live in New York may be tickled (if you love animals), tantalized (if you like bacon), or traumatized (if you are a big baby) to learn of an āunderground pig networkā in the big city. (More like pig city!) Today, the New York Times reports on what itās like to reeeeeeally want a Wilbur or Babe of your ownā¦
Need to make a quick buck and donāt care about conducting business thatās either illegal orāat the very leastāethically reprehensible? Love the rush you get after screwing over some common sucker with a good con? Hereās an idea: buy a few pot-bellied piglets from a senile farmer who doesnāt ask questions, wrap aā¦
On Saturday, in Billings, Montana, it hailed, and I lit out for the territory ahead of the rest.
āSo, Iāve actually milked goats... I am the celebrity goat-milking champion,ā is what this reporter says before being pooped on by a pig.
Just as itās a good rule of thumb to avoid asking women what theyāre reading while theyāre, uh, reading, itās a good idea to avoid asking Natalie Dormer how it feels to look like a fictional pig when sheās, uh, a human.
Miley Cyrus caaaaan't stop, and she woooonnnn't stop, which is something I'm legally obligated to say every time she partakes in something habitual. This time around, the thing she cannot and will not stop doing is adopting pets, as evidenced by the tiny little pig named Bubba Sue she began Instagramming late lastā¦
A tiny inquisitive piglet. A patient, drowsy pit bull. Together? Magic.
I mean, I donāt want to be the one to ruin this moment of, āAw, adorable pigs swimming in the ocean!ā but isnāt anyone else unnerved that there are three pigs and this video could totally be the set-up to a āThree Little Pigsā re-imagining with a shark instead of a wolf? The last thing we need is for sharks toā¦
Pigs celebrate Mother's Day by rolling around in mud and being hella smart and cute.
This is Zorro. He's a two month old pig who loves to surf. And we love to watch him surf, because finally something is alright in the world. Also, perhaps it's because I'm a Bleedy Female, but I'm crying. Is this weird? Should I be treated for hysteria? Help?
There are no words, there are only mini piglets in wheelchair-like contraptions. Chris P. Bacon is everything.
Here are some adorable Farm Sanctuary rescue pigs eating delicious seasonal fare. Pigs might be my most favorite animal because they're cute, smart, and love to eat pumpkins. Pigs know what's up.
The CDC has been tracking a new strain of pig flu linked to state and county fairs. Concerned epidemiologists say this new strain might share a gene with the 2009 pandemic flu strain, which allows it to pass easily from pigs to humans. Out of 29 recorded human cases in the past year (most of which are children), thereā¦
Dogs and pigs, living together ā what's the world coming to if not one giant, adorable menagerie in which all the fuzzy animals love and nuzzle each other and all the bugs leave on a spaceship for a planet where they'll be more appreciated? It also seems about right to echo David Foster Wallace's incredulity at theā¦
"Look, dude. I, like, don't even know if you're still playing right now."
Donald Trump is in the news again for sparking yet another celebrity feud, this time with Cher. The singer made a comment last week on Twitter about his friend Mitt Romney, saying, "If ROMNEY gets elected I don't know if I can breathe same air as Him & his Right Wing Racist Homophobic Women Hating Tea Bagger Masters."ā¦
Mother Nature has already given us so many things to be terrified of in this worldāflesh eating bacteria, tsunamis, Tan Mom, to name just a few. Tapeworms certainly deserve a place on the list too. Who among us did not become obsessed with the idea that we might have one slithering around inside our intestines when weā¦
Former Presidential Candidate and alleged serial ladygrabber Herman Cain's been on a bit of a media blitz lately. First, he appeared on Fox News to inform viewers that men like Mitt Romney because they're more informed about policy than "other people" (psst: women!). Now, a TV commercial that uses the bizarreā¦
