It's a Pie Chart of Pies So We All Better Get to Eating

Modern Farmer put together a pie chart of pies by month and we all really fucked up when it comes to October. Why were we not eating apple pie every day and when we weren't eating it, talking about eating it? And if you were doing that, how come you didn't tell me? That is not the "leave no pie behind" mentality that… » 11/13/13 9:30pm 11/13/13 9:30pm

Cincinnati Deliciously Torn Apart by Pumpkin Pie Wars

It's the time of year when all I can think about is a slice of sweet, creamy pumpkin pie. It's all I can do not to just mix a jar of pumpkin pie spice with a can of pureed pumpkin into a vat of whipped cream and then just start shoveling it into my mouth using a pop tart. Ah, autumn. » 11/09/12 10:00am 11/09/12 10:00am

Adorable Girl Plays Violin for Michelle Obama and Melts a Nation's Heart

Just when you thought that you couldn't love Michelle Obama any more than you do, she manages to find a way to worm just a little bit deeper down into your heart. Witness this clip of her making a visit to a pie shop in Virginia. She begins by giving hugs liberally (if she's tired of random people clinging to her for… » 6/07/12 11:00pm 6/07/12 11:00pm

Sunday Sign-Off: Don't You Dare Forgo Dessert

Today is International No Diet Day, an "annual celebration of body acceptance and shape diversity." It's also a day of desserts. Since summer is almost upon us, celebrate with a nice, refreshing slice or several of key lime pie. Make sure it's yellow, unless you're some sort of barbarian and eat green key lime pie. » 5/06/12 6:30pm 5/06/12 6:30pm

Gwyneth Works Out Obsessively, Still Hates Her Ass

>In a particularly misleading Self article, Gwyenth Paltrow allegedly dishes on her "secrets" to a fitness. This in an article where she actually says, "It's not an accident. It's not luck, it's not fairy dust, it's not good genes. It's killing myself for an hour and a half five days a week, but what I get out of it… » 4/14/11 2:10pm 4/14/11 2:10pm

Is Pie The New Cake?

Some people think that this year, 2011, is finally the year that the peaceful reign of cupcakes, the Clinton Administration of dessert trends, will end and a new era of Bush/Cheney/Rumsfeld pie-terror is upon us. Blasphemy! » 1/02/11 10:59am 1/02/11 10:59am

Meet The Youngest Member Of Team Pie

[Scotland, November 16: 11-week-old Jaxxon Blue Templeton inspects a pie as judging takes place in the World Scotch Pie Championship. Eighty pie makers have entered the competition, which is now in its twelfth year. Image via Getty.] » 11/16/10 9:55am 11/16/10 9:55am

Stop Trying To Reconcile Pie And Cake

I'm not saying we have to be sworn enemies. But as yet another cake-pie hybrid lands in our inbox, I feel it's my duty to inform all you dessert Utopians that...it's the League of Nations of desserts. » 10/26/10 4:46pm 10/26/10 4:46pm

"Miracle" Plane Crash Kills Only One Passenger

An Epic Cake Made From Pies

Witness the Cherpumple, a three-layer cake stuffed with piecherry, pumpkin and apple (get it) pies embedded in yellow, white, and spice cake, to be precise. Check out the recipe, and find a moment's peace in this ongoing war. » 8/03/10 6:36pm 8/03/10 6:36pm

Mother's Day At Dean & Deluca: Cake, Pie (And Rib Roast)

Food porn time! The new Dean & Deluca catalog features a dark chocolae cake, a fresh pear tart and tons of candy. Grab a fork! » 4/16/10 5:20pm 4/16/10 5:20pm

The Sweet Science: Proof That Pie Trumps Cake

I love cake. Cake is wonderful. But it is too easy to get caught up in the idea of cake. When you compare the data, it is clear that pie is a better choice. » 3/29/10 12:00pm 3/29/10 12:00pm

Get Into Lindsay's Pants; Mizrahi Needs To Make Us All A Pie Already