It's a Pie Chart of Pies So We All Better Get to Eating

Modern Farmer put together a pie chart of pies by month and we all really fucked up when it comes to October. Why were we not eating apple pie every day and when we weren't eating it, talking about eating it? And if you were doing that, how come you didn't tell me? That is not the "leave no pie behind" mentality that… » 11/13/13 9:30pm 11/13/13 9:30pm

Adorable Girl Plays Violin for Michelle Obama and Melts a Nation's Heart

Just when you thought that you couldn't love Michelle Obama any more than you do, she manages to find a way to worm just a little bit deeper down into your heart. Witness this clip of her making a visit to a pie shop in Virginia. She begins by giving hugs liberally (if she's tired of random people clinging to her for… » 6/07/12 11:00pm 6/07/12 11:00pm

Sunday Sign-Off: Don't You Dare Forgo Dessert

Today is International No Diet Day, an "annual celebration of body acceptance and shape diversity." It's also a day of desserts. Since summer is almost upon us, celebrate with a nice, refreshing slice or several of key lime pie. Make sure it's yellow, unless you're some sort of barbarian and eat green key lime pie. » 5/06/12 6:30pm 5/06/12 6:30pm

Gwyneth Works Out Obsessively, Still Hates Her Ass

>In a particularly misleading Self article, Gwyenth Paltrow allegedly dishes on her "secrets" to a fitness. This in an article where she actually says, "It's not an accident. It's not luck, it's not fairy dust, it's not good genes. It's killing myself for an hour and a half five days a week, but what I get out of it… » 4/14/11 2:10pm 4/14/11 2:10pm