Is Chris Brown Really Picking Up Girls By Promising Not to Punch Them?

The rumor mill has furiously churned out a pretty damning story about convicted abuser and man-boy at large Chris Brown. According to sources, his new courting technique involves an introduction and the line "I promise I won't beat you." With most other celebrities, this would just be another Bill Murray Punched Me in an … » 2/16/12 1:00pm 2/16/12 1:00pm

The 10 Worst Pickup Lines We've Ever Heard

The response to our Worst Pickup Lines contest has been overwhelming — the dudes (and ladies) of the world have some seriously bizarro game. After the jump, the winners of our fabulous prizes, and eight teeth-licking, ass-smelling, incest-porn-discussing honorable mentions. » 7/08/10 12:40pm 7/08/10 12:40pm

"Bartender's Guide To Chicks" Will Drive Any Woman To Drink

In ancient, pre-historic times, humans most likely gathered around a lake or pond to hydrate… and say things like, "Come here often?" The watering hole has always been a part of the mating ritual, and today's "bar scene" is no exception. Men's Health has a "bartender's guide to happy-hour hookups," in which the author, Chris … » 7/09/08 10:30am 7/09/08 10:30am