Holy Jesus, You All Looked Cute In Those Horrid Easter Ensembles!

"Why is today called 'Good Friday?'" Anna IM-ed me wanting to know. Because Jesus was crucified on the cross duh! I replied. But what, she wanted to know, is so good about that? "Because we're Catholics and we LOVE SUFFERING / GUILT / SELF-FLAGELLATION / ETC," I replied, and she dropped the subject. In truth, I think… » 3/21/08 4:00pm 3/21/08 4:00pm

Hotter Day Saints! Sizzlin' Pix Of All Five Rich, White — And White Housebound? (Sweet Jesus No!)— Romney Sons

In honor of the Romney victory in Michigan last night we were going to turn a critical eye to his wrongheaded policies and dangerously pro-business platitudes. Then we decided to turn a critical eye to his five smoking hot Mormon sons instead. And you know what? If polygamy is wrong, we don't want to be right. HOT… » 1/16/08 10:00am 1/16/08 10:00am

Red Lipstick Is Just Prettier: A Polemic Presented In Pictures

Occasionally some journalism will pop randomly across my screen and give me a jolting reminder that I have not always been the person I am today, that my opinions about many critical life-altering matters has changed, and today that story is Whose Red Lips Ruled The Emmies? (Heidi Klum's, but that's beside the… » 9/18/07 12:00pm 9/18/07 12:00pm