Why Don't More Chicks Believe In Life On Other Planets?

Yo, I'm sorry, but people of the internet, stop instant messaging me about my job and go read Drudge!. There are ALIENS out there, and world governments have systematically been covering it up for sixty years, and it is no longer just Dennis Kucinich and Jimmy Carter saying this but A GUY WHO WALKED ON THE MOON who… » 7/24/08 2:20pm 7/24/08 2:20pm

Hey, How Come My Deep Existential Torment Never Got Me Laid?

The economic crisis is driving college students like the stud in the picture to seek degrees in philosophy. "That whole deep existential torment...It's good for getting girlfriends." Hey, how come my existential torment never got me laid? And philosophy, why no chicks in that field? (Wait, I bet the fact that I am… » 4/07/08 1:00pm 4/07/08 1:00pm