The Kim Kardashian and Kris Humphries Divorce Has Now Gone on 8,000…

Seriously. Check the math. (DON'T CHECK THE MATH.) Unfortunately, it is also 8,000,000,000 times more boring than their actual marriage—which was, statistically, the most boring human activity in recorded memory. Anyhoo, Kim Kardashian is still trying to get the divorce finalized, but Kris Humphries refuses to… » 11/28/12 8:10pm 11/28/12 8:10pm

Major Birth Control Recall Just in Time For Valentine's Day

One million packages of birth control pills have been voluntarily recalled after their manufacturer has announced that the drugs might not contain enough hormones to prevent pregnancy. So instead of calling them "birth control pills," it might be more accurate to refer to them as "one-a-day useless hormone candy." » 2/01/12 11:00am 2/01/12 11:00am

Pfizer Sues Man Over 'Viva Viagra' Rocket • Accidental Brunette Gets…

• A man in New York is being sued by Pfizer for towing a large fake missile » 10/08/08 5:20pm 10/08/08 5:20pm around Manhattan "for fun" on September 8 with the words "Viva Viagra" printed on the side. • Oh, and apparently authorities at the Lincoln Tunnel to see if the missile was real or not when he drove by them on September 8. • The "pregnancy pact"…