Monitor and Play With Your Pets From Anywhere With This Discounted Petcube

If you’ve come home after work to one too many destroyed pillows or overturned trashcans, this ingenious little gadget can help you keep an eye on your pets from anywhere.
A Woman Has Been Arrested for Killing Her Husband and Feeding Him to Her Dog
A woman in Mallorca has been arrested on suspicion of killing her husband and then feeding him to her dog, which means we have found Hannibal’s answer to those exceedingly annoying Beggin Strips commercials.
Let The Woman Keep Her Gator!
Mary Thorn is great friends with her pet alligator, Rambo. She loves Rambo and Rambo loves her. Don’t let the government take Rambo away from Mary!
Tiny, Illegal Thumb Monkeys Are Trending in China and I Want One
If ever there was a thing I coveted more in life, it’s a thumb monkey. Because 1) Monkeys are great. 2) This one is tiny. Just my luck, owning one is illegal, unethical and not exactly good for the monkeys.
Your Cat Needs a Holiday Gift Too, So Here's the Best Black Friday Pet Deal
Amazon’s #1 selling cat scratching post has a 4.7 star review average from nearly 4,000 customers, and is down to just $35 today, or within $5 of its all-time low. Unfortunately, It still won’t make your cat love you. [SmartCat Ultimate Scratching Post, $35]
Pet Matchmaking Site Uses Algorithm to Match Users to Their Dream Dogs
First there was a Tinder for dog lovers, and now there’s a site that matches people to adoptable dogs, based on the user’s personality.
Couple Builds a Stupid Big Bed for Their Seven Pets
As the story goes, God instructed Noah to build an ark and settle there for just a sec with his family and two of every living creature on Earth. Noah, in turn, built that ark and survived the great flood, thus saving mankind. That story is not nearly as epic as the time this couple built an 11-foot mega-bed to deal…
'Dog Flipping' Is the Hottest New Crime Trend
Last December, a Yorkshire terrier named Sushi ran away from her Houston home and popped up not in a “Missing Dog” sign, but rather for sale online. Sushi’s not alone—the pup’s part of a wave of pets that have been kidnapped and resold on Craigslist and other sites, either back to their owners or others. It’s like …
Media Is Setting an Unhealthy Beauty Standard for Dogs
“Why don’t I look like that,” the dog asks, putting his paw to the television. On the screen, four chubby golden retriever puppies bound down the stairs to an overflowing bowl of dog food. A single dog tear rolls from the dog’s dog eye as he watches the puppies, their bodies displaying a chunky perfection that he will…
I'm Learning What 'For Worse' Means Before We Even Get Married
When Joe and I adopted Cheddar, a scared, three-year-old blonde terrier mutt who looked like a small, fat, elderly lion, I was excited to have our first shared responsibility. It was a first step toward a long life of joining forces and making real, living things happier and healthier and stronger than they would…
Meet Jezebel's Pets and Their Celebrity Lookalikes!
In the back of every issue of In Touch, you’ll find a feature called Double Creature in which the magazine publishes a photo of reader’s pet alongside the photo of its celebrity lookalike. Sometimes they work. Sometimes they don’t. But despite its hit-or-miss nature, Double Creature is an essential part of the weekly…
Stupid Shit I've Bought for My Cat in an Attempt to Make Her Love Me
In early 2007, during a fit of extreme emotional vulnerability, I walked into an animal shelter on Chicago’s near North side. Two hours later, I was driving home with a very angry cat with only one fang and a stump where her tail should be in a carrying case on the passenger seat, my hands clenched on the wheel in a…
