Disneyland Paris Is a Hellscape with Shitty Food, Claims Petition

Complaints about the much-maligned (and little desired) Disneyland Paris might be overblown, but one thing seems certain from recent tales of how the park has fallen into disrepair: Disneyland Paris is a blasted, desolate murderscape, populated with roving bands of zombified Disney characters, terrible food, and… » 9/15/13 2:30pm 9/15/13 2:30pm

Fun-Hating Parents Petition to Keep Cosmo from their Children

A totally lame group of fun-hating parents demanding their children's minds be shielded from hypersexual content have banded together to petition that Cosmopolitan, the best magazine to read if you'd like to be sexually judged in airports, be concealed in the checkout area of their local supermarkets. Where's a girl… » 1/06/12 6:15pm 1/06/12 6:15pm