Brian Williams, is there anything you can do that we don't love?

Because we here at Jezebel consider it our civic duty to bring you each and every visual update from the forthcoming Peter Pan Live!, here is the poster NBC has released for the live musical event. Look at how proud they are that it's "From the producers of The Sound of Music Live!"!

Pirates of Caribbean: Dead Men Tell No Tales, the fifth installment of a franchise that everyone stopped caring about years ago, will begin filming in Australia in February of 2015. The film is set for a 2017 release.

"Why is 2010-era Justin Bieber fighting 1992-era Tim Curry on the yard of a ship?" you might currently be asking yourself. Well, reframe your mind, my sweet (Wendy) darling, because this is actually another promo shot from NBC's upcoming Peter Pan LIVE! (exclamation point theirs), starring Allison Williams and…

NBC has announced that the role of Peter Pan in their live version of the musical has been given to Allison Williams. She will play opposite Christopher Walken, who was previously cast as Captain Hook. Wednesdays, right?

Thanks to all the people who hate watched NBC's live broadcast of Carrie Underwood screaming at American in a dirndl, NBC is going to go ahead and air a live version of Peter Pan. Excited? You should be — Miley Cyrus is rumored to be in talks for the lead (that's a joke, of course, but still — how far off could that…

Contrary to nearly all cultural depictions everywhere, men do not have the monopoly on refusing to grow up. There are plenty of women who resist adult-like responsibility for as long as possible, opting instead to remain immature, juvenile, self-absorbed and unencumbered for as long as possible, perhaps even forever.…

Kathleen O'Regan, an actress who was fired from her gig as Mrs. Darling in a traveling production of Peter Pan claims that she was cut loose from the production because she complained about sexual harassment by the actor who played Captain Hook. O'Regan claims that the actor slapped her bum, told her she had a "nice…