Pixels Is Adam Sandler's Laziest Movie Yet, Somehow

1. Pixels is a perfectly acceptable idea for a movie that has unfortunately been Sandlerized. Based off a famous short film from 2010 that you can watch below—and you probably should just watch now, for free, thereby saving yourself the trip to the theater—it revolves around aliens who receive a time capsule from 1984…
Everyone Thinks Rihanna's Pregnant
As the Rihanna bacchanal—Rihacchanal?—known as the Diamonds tour continues to suffer under the weight of four concert cancellations (Boston, March 10; Baltimore, March 12; Houston, April 15; Dallas, April 16) and late publicity appearances, the rumor mill was fed by her paparazzi-snapped exit from a Beverly Hills…
The Ultimate Peter Dinklage Remix
ROWR. All this and he's a friend to animals. Peter Dinklage, will you marry all of us? Individual ceremonies or a big group thing... whatever you're most comfortable with. Let's do this.
Will Charlize Theron Help Jennifer Aniston Score a Black Kid?
Jennifer Aniston, the quintessential grown-up Judy Blume heroine, has a lot of Very Important Decisions to make in the next few months as her wedding to Justin Theroux draws nigh. Apparently she's been quizzing Charlize Theron—mom of one-year-old Jackson Theron—about the process of adoption since mutual friend Chelsea…
Kathie Lee and Hoda Are in a Chardonnay-Soaked Feud
No! The wonderfully batty, tipsy holy duo of Hoda and Kathie Lee are boiling with resentment thanks to that classic American triptych of greed, geography and sheer carnal impulse. (I may have thrown that third one in.) Apparently Kathie Lee has been lobbying to move Today to Los Angeles for quite some time, and her…
James Franco Has No Gag Reflex
So James Franco deep-throats a pistol in
J.K. Rowling's newest novel,
James Franco and The Cavernous Sexual Ambiguity
the upcoming Harmony Korine film Spring Breakers. Details interviews Franco this month, and its reporter recalls another instance of a Franco onscreen blowjob in his NYU student film The Broken Tower.
Give Yourself Over to Tyrion Lannister, Once and For All
Tonight we say a painful goodbye to season two of Game of Thrones, meaning it will be months and months before we get to spend time with the mischievous and winning Tyrion Lannister. Fortunately, most of his best moments from this season have been collected in one place so that we can drink in enough Dinklage to carry…
Angelina Jolie Thinks Brad Pitt Is Prettier Than She Is
Angelina Jolie and Brad Pitt are both routinely referred to as some of the most beautiful people alive, but it seems Angelina has decided who takes first place out of the two of them. Last night at the CAA party after the Golden Globes, she was heard gushing to her man, "You're prettier than me."
Puppy Love
[New York, June 10. Image via INFDaily.]
Dating Madonna Is A Religious Experience; Kimora Lee Simmons & Djimon Hounsou Married?
- Madonna took Jesus Luz to a Kabbalah service. Again. This paper calls her "the world's most boring date." [Daily Mail]
Peter Dinklage's Friend Is Doggone Cute
[New York, February 2. Image via INF]
Christmas Decorations Do Not Sway Peter Dinklage
[New York, December 15. Image via INF]
