Taylor Swift: 'There's a Special Place in Hell for Women Who Don't Help…

"As she sits drinking lavender lemonade,*" Taylor Swift tells Vanity Fair that everyone—including, and especially, other ladies in Hollywood—needs to shut the fuck up about how many penises are/may be in orbit around her: » 3/05/13 9:00am 3/05/13 9:00am

and will be married in Hawaii in a few weeks, but she does not want to do it in his old fuck den:

Whoops, Says Lindsay Lohan—My Mom Totally WASN'T on Cocaine and It's…

It's a classic mistake! I can't tell you the number of times I've accidentally phoned my dad at 4 am to let him know that my mom was the devil and that she'd kidnapped me in a cocaine-fueled rampage and that he should call the police—only to realized later that my mom was actually just catching up on Reader's Digest… » 10/11/12 8:45pm 10/11/12 8:45pm