PETA: Discrimination Is Wrong 'Whether You're a Woman or a Chicken'
On Tuesday morning, the Twitter account for PETA, the generally unhinged animal rights advocacy group, tweeted the above quote from its president.
The Owls Are Being Laid Off From the Harry Potter Play
Some number of owls have been thrown out of work, as the stage production of Harry Potter and the Cursed Child has decided not to use live owls, after all.
PETA MAD/JUSTIN BIEBER SAD
PETA, the animal rights group so annoying that it almost makes you hate animals, is mad at Justin Bieber for posing with a tiger at his father Jeremy’s engagement party.
The Armani Group Pledges to Stop Using Fur
In an agreement with the Humane Society and the Fur Free Alliance, the Armani Group has committed to stop using fur in its collections across all labels, beginning with its fall 2016 collections.
Jane Birkin's Okay With the Birkin Bag Being Called the Birkin Bag Again
In July, Jane Birkin told Hermés she wanted her named taken off Birkin Bags made with crocodile skins, as she’d learned from a PETA exposé that the company had been mistreating crocodiles at the farm they sourced the materials for the bags from.
Watch Joanna Krupa Channel a Scared, Sexy Orca for PETA
Joanna Krupa, model and star of The Real Housewives of Miami, has recently pulled out all the stops—AKA her boobs and vagina—for a campaign against SeaWorld. It’s so good to finally be able to laugh about orca captivity, right?! Thanks, PETA!
Hermès on Birkin Renaming Request: We're Fixing This Non-Problem!
A day after Jane Birkin publicly asked Hermès to remove her name from Birkin bags made with crocodile skin, the company has released a statement saying that they’re looking into how the animals are treated. What they haven’t addressed is whether they’ll stop referring to Birkin Croco’s as Birkins, but that’s probably…
Disaster! What Are They Gonna Call the Birkin Bag Now?
Oh no. That sound you hear echoing around St. Barths and Rodeo Drive is the sound of a million socialites and celebrities inwardly screaming, as the status of their beloved Birkin bags is thrown into question, with just a few words from the bag’s namesake.
Watch Hannibal Buress Troll a Group of PETA Protesters
Hannibal Buress successfully annoyed a group of PETA protesters by asking them questions about their vegan lifestyle and the joys of meat-eating.
Army Doctor Tortured Pigs, Simulated Date Rape For 'Experiments'
Dr. John Henry Hagmann, a retired Army lieutenant colonel who now teaches soldiers and military medical personnel, has been suspended for a series of deeply fucked-up-sounding experiments that involved torturing live pigs and dosing his students with ketamine and alcohol, then forcing them to perform dubious, highly…
Pregnant Marisa Miller Poses Nude in a Tub to Save the Whales
When I want people to know how much SeaWorld sucks (it comes up a lot, somehow), I bring up the 2013 documentary Blackfish. When Marisa Miller wants people to know how much SeaWorld sucks, she gets pregnant, takes off her clothes, does her hair and makeup, and lies down in a dirty bathtub that’s not even connected to…
Tom Hardy and His Dog Will Briefly Make You Forget You Hate PETA
Okay, PETA. Well played.
Pam and PETA in Love With Joe Arpaio, Arizona's Anti-Immigrant Sheriff
PETA is excited to announce that Joe Arpaio, the notoriously racist Arizona sheriff who fancies himself “the world’s toughest,” is now on their preferred list after he switched the jail’s food over to a vegetarian menu. Even Pam Anderson’s on board! But has everyone forgotten that Joe Arpaio is…
PETA Is Upset Over the Discovery Channel's Anaconda Stunt
On Sunday night, a man named Paul Rosolie accepted a challenge to be devoured by the world's largest anaconda for the Discovery Channel's Eaten Alive. Believe it or not, this made PETA unhappy.
PETA Assholes to Detroit: We'll Pay Your Water Bills If You Go Vegan
The latest in the ongoing and progressively more depressing series of crises in Detroit has left thousands of seriously impoverished residents without water. How can PETA fix this? said nobody. And, as if it could hear itself not being summoned, PETA showed up to act like assholes.
PETA Discovers Nonexistent Link Between Dairy and Autism
PETA's scientists have been hard at work creating new and sensational ways to get you to fear meat and dairy. While I agree that a vegan/vegetarian lifestyle is an excellent choice, spreading fear and false information is not the way to gain converts. It's dishonest at best and dangerous at worst. And this ad, which…
Watch Jason Biggs's Anti-Sea World PSA for PETA
Jason Biggs is so psyched to go to Sea World, you guys! He's super excited to take his kids there some day and enjoy all the fun the theme park has to—OH. No, wait. Yikes.
Los Angeles Bans Bullhooks and Other Devices Used to Control Elephants
The city of Los Angeles approved a ban on the use of bullhooks, bats, pitchforks and other physical tools used by trainers to control exotic circus animals such as elephants.
SeaWorld Has a New PR Nightmare: This Girl Who Was Bitten by a Dolphin
Last week, a 9-year-old girl was bitten by a dolphin at SeaWorld in San Antonio, Texas. Now PETA is trying to get the U.S. Department of Agriculture to investigate the bite.
