Organic Pet Food Is Becoming a Thing Because Americans Humanize Pets

People all over these United States are humanizing their pets, and that’s fine because it means pets get fancy things like clothes, driver’s licenses, and really expensive organic food that may be really good for them, but may also have about the same nutritional value to animals as miscellaneous garbage that gets to…
Mean Environmentalists: Eat Your Pets
Environmentalists Robert and Brenda Vale say a dog uses as much annual energy as a car, a goldfish uses as much as two cell phones, and cat poop poisons otters' brains. Solution: get a bunny, then eat it. [Yahoo News]
The Weather Outside Is Frightful...
- "Prayers can help and so can the government." That's Bush on the tornadoes that have killed 50 people throughout the south. Oh right he's still president! I think that means you're better off with "prayer." [Washington Post]
- Total votes cast in Dem primaries last night: 7,347,971 for Clinton, 7,294,851 for Obama. [Time
