Garbage Human Woody Allen Tried to Seduce Teenage Mariel Hemingway

In her upcoming memoir Out Came the Sun, actress Mariel Hemingway, who played Woody Allen's 17-year-old girlfriend Tracy in 1979's Manhattan, states that Allen—known for his inappropriate and often predatory relationships with younger women (and girls)—tried to seduce her when she was a teenager. How sadly unshocking »3/25/15 6:20pm3/25/15 6:20pm


Timeline: What the Hell Is Fifty Shades of Grey Doing to People? 

On the surface, Fifty Shades of Grey is a fairly tame and boring movie about two very frightened actors who get undressed and tentatively tickle each other with floggers, but something about the film (or maybe its source material) has caused audiences to go fully insane. Here is a timeline of their bacchanalian… »2/27/15 2:50pm2/27/15 2:50pm

NBC News Producer Uploaded Secret Sex Tape of Girlfriend to Porn Site

Ladies and gentlemen: we have found him. It's the worst boyfriend in the world. He's real! A digital producer working for NBC News has admitted to secretly taping sex himself having sex with his girlfriend on Valentine's Day and uploading the video to a porn website, where it remained for several months until she… »9/09/14 4:15pm9/09/14 4:15pm

Terry Richardson and Dov Charney Host America's Next Sick Fuck!

It's not often you see an online comedy sketch that eviscerates revenge porn, highlights the importance of consent, delineates the difference between smut and exploitation, AND IS FUNNY. But from the brains of national treasure Jake "Book of Secrets" Fogelnest, here comes America's Next Sick Fuck. The premise is… »7/15/14 5:40pm7/15/14 5:40pm

Teacher Posting Creepshots of High School Students to Reddit Rightfully Fired, But Perv Forum Still Exists

So here's some good news about the ongoing battle over Reddit's Creepshots forum: it seems that the teacher who was posting photos of his underage students to the internet without their knowledge has been caught, and fired. And, to add insult to perv injury, he's been banned from Reddit. Even worse! But here's some… »9/27/12 12:20pm9/27/12 12:20pm

Look Out, Michigan. You've Got a 'Pantyhose Pervert' in Your Midst

Congratulations, women and children of Detroit, you have a new sex offender to look out for. A white male in his 50s has been witnessed frequenting several establishments, mainly clothing stores and salons (where he reportedly requests Brazilians), wearing only pantyhose to cover his lower half. I know, how terribly… »3/23/12 2:00pm3/23/12 2:00pm

Annie Proulx, the writer behind the short story the film Brokeback Mountain was based on, says that
Annie Proulx, the writer behind the short story the film Brokeback Mountain was based on »9/17/08 11:20am9/17/08 11:20am, says that the Heath Ledger/ Jake Gyllenhaal movie is "the source of constant irritation in my private life." It's always pissing Proulx off because people keep sending her pervy revisions of the story because they're frustrated…

CSI Gawker Media: Moe And Jalopnik Crack The Case Of The Hot Masturbating Frathouse Intruder

The story about the woman who walked into the University of Michigan frathouse, took a seat on a couch and commenced masturbating for a half hour is full of holes: How come it took her a half hour? Did she not have a vibrator? What sort of woman voluntarily sits on a fraternity house couch? Luckily, Jezzy's… »3/30/07 4:22pm3/30/07 4:22pm

Vagina Monoblogs: Alyssa Shelasky Not Only A Bad Writer, She Also Has Bad Taste In Writing!

  • Alyssa Shelasky, to whom we will heretofore refer as Real Estate Mogul Alyssa Shelasky since she is no longer really a dating blogger since she does not actually ever blog about dating, excerpts this new book by the frigtards behind Collegehumor and she quotes her favorite lines:
    People will generally be happy with…
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