According to SpoiledHottie's ad on Craigslist D.C.'s "Adult Gigs" section, this "spiritual guy" knows many strip club owners and has a "goon squad." He's seeking a "secure, self motivated dreamer to be cool enough to hang with me." Ladies? [Craigslist]

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