Delusional Man-Child Has Most Incredible List of Dating Requirements

Looking to make a quick $1,500? Well, all you have to do is help this 39-year-old Austinite find the — not fat, not black, long-haired, unselfish, non-tattooed (SOME exceptions), non-bespectacled, childless (and not ever wanting children) (which is a good thing, because boyfriend should NOT reproduce), positive, warm,… » 9/25/13 11:00am 9/25/13 11:00am

How to Win Friends and Lovers (Mainly Lovers) With Your Online Profile

Like all dating, online dating sucks. Like, really, really sucks. You have to go on so many dates with people who wear inappropriate amounts of thumb rings* and make a big deal out of being lactose intolerant and then eat half your cheesecake. And those aren't the worst because you at least get a story out of it.… » 7/24/13 5:15pm 7/24/13 5:15pm

Wanted: Fun-Loving Female; Loves Long Walks In The Weekend Rain

We noticed a few things after putting up our 6-month anniversary post late last month: Readers want less fewer Kim Kardashian, more hot dudes, an advice column (done!), lots more Crap, and less snaps of celebrity spawn. (Take it up with the paparazzi; we take what we can get.) And although we're not able — or willing… » 12/03/07 10:00am 12/03/07 10:00am