Hello. The world is falling apart. I’m terrified, but here we are. Last week I was very much not in the mood to be funny or do anything but eat eggless cookie dough in my bed. But now it’s time to fight. We have many battles ahead of us, and while I won’t claim the sanctity of shade be one of the most important, it is…
Earlier this month, the tabloids reported that hot young celebs Nick Jonas and Kendall Jenner were dating. This week, tabloids reported that they’re done. Now, a source (whose name probably rhymes with “Bris Penner”) is saying that the couple is still on—it’s just that they’re taking their fake relationship slow.
British pop quartet Little Mix performed on the Teen Choice Awards tonight, dropping a little secret potion via “Black Magic.” Perrie Edwards, recently not getting married to Zayn Malik, held it down in a Good Swan Black Swan ensemble. Shout to powering through after a breakup!
Iggy Azalea—the world’s foremost word-garbler—is talking about her multiple plastic surgeries in the newest issue of Seventeen. Her insights for teen girls? Getting plastic surgery is hard! Not getting plastic surgery is hard! Everything is hard!
While One Direction fans are still wading through shallow pools of their tears, Zayn Malik is doing fine. He doesn’t care about the legions of One Direction fans still weeping over his recent departure or that single he dropped. No! Zayn is fine. Look how great he and Perrie Edwards look in the South of France. Here…
Hello, all. Welcome to Shade Court. It's Friday, there's a new Rihanna single and I need a drink so let's just jump right in.
I wish we could all get along like we used to in middle school. I wish I could bake a cake filled with rainbows and smiles and everyone would eat and be happy. Instead, Chris Brown, Frank Ocean and six posse members threw down in the parking lot of a recording studio in West Hollywood last night.