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pot psychology

"How Do I Convince A Guy To Have Period Sex?"

It's time for another installment of Pot Psychology, the advice column in which everyone's problems are solved with an "herbal" remedy. (Remember, kids: Don't do drugs!) In this episode, my friend till the end, Rich, helps me dole out advice on stuff like lactating, cream pies, and male virgins. Got a burning question? Send it to tips@jezebel.com with "Pot Psychology" in the subject line. (Please keep them short; they're verrrry hard to read when stoned.) P.S. No animals were drugged in the making of this video.

Earlier: Dr. Ruth Personally Advises Us On Period Sex

4:20 PM on Fri May 23 2008
By Slut Machine
45,034 views, 224 comments

Latest by somabuzz: SM i love how you defend your dog like he is an abusive boyfriend... he's nic to me when were alone!! i swear! more »

party girls

Girl After Our Own Drunken, Period-Sexed Hearts Crashes Tyra

A bunch of "party girls" went on Tyra to talk about their heavy drinking and late nights out, but Tyra turned it into a therapy session of rehab, with counseling from Dr. Drew and reformed porn star Mary Carey, acting as sponsor. We were supposed to view the three party girls as having serious problems, but one girl, Shay, seemed so upbeat and good natured and young that we're thinking that she's not so much an addict, but just someone who's a lot of fun and making mistakes in her youth. (Or maybe it's just that she particularly spoke to us, because she unapologetically divulged stories about getting totally shit faced, sleeping around, and having period sex but forgetting that a tampon is in there.)

Earlier: Period Sex: A 'Do' Or A 'Don't'?
Ten Days In The Life Of A Tampon

4:00 PM on Thu May 8 2008
By Slut Machine
8,931 views, 115 comments

Latest by ennui: Suprisingly, the most shocking story in these comments is that someone took e and went to see a JAM BAND! Awkward. more »

gross things that happen to your body

Ten Days In The Life Of A Tampon

WARNING: The following is a really, really gross story. It may even qualify as "beyond gross." It also: signifies nothing, gives you wayyyy too much information, and is told by a total idiot. Its sole redeeming trait is that it involves a scenario we've all feared before — the one where you get a tampon stuck up inside you for a treacherously, perilously long period of time — and it has a (marginally) happy ending. Read at your own risk, folks. I'll tell you if I get Toxic Shock Syndrome!

WHY I DO NOT TRUST BEAUTY:


It was a beautiful week and a beautiful weekend. It was verdant, sun-dappled, horticulture-redolent, exfoliated, affluent, groomed, merry, relaxed, pressed, aspirational, and at its beginning, even fragrant. (That would change.) It was all so dizzyingly gorgeous I could feel a low-grade panic trickle through my chest. But it was all good.

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4:30 PM on Wed May 7 2008
By Moe
32,485 views, 270 comments

Latest by n/a: I read this story not an hour after walking out of a construction elevator and hearing a story from a middle aged stone mason who, upon discovering his first ever hemorrhoid protruding from his asshole, was puzzled and opted to more »

etiquette

The One Thing (Besides Take A Dump) You Never Do In Front Of Dudes

About ten of you have emailed this list from Esquire about the things a man should never do in the company of a woman, like cleaning your gun or talking about the girls you used to fuck or "rapping" or blow-drying their hair. It's fun but not incredibly accurate; most of the dealbreakers, like calling a girl a "whore" in a way that isn't a term of endearment, or tipping less than 20%, are things we wouldn't want guys to be doing in front of anyone, Supreme Being included. (Ditto for talking about past conquests: if you find his descriptions of getting laid off-putting, isn't that just a sign you probably shouldn't do him?) So we thought we'd alter the list and unisexify it. Is there anything you only do in the presence of God and maybe pets? Besides taking a dump, that is. We asked our friends! And weirdly, dudes and females alike all said the same thing: More »

5:30 PM on Tue Feb 26 2008
By Moe
18,317 views, 252 comments

Latest by Cthulhah Bankhead: NO ONE else has EVER pulled a tampon out of me. Anyone who tried it would probably have gotten decked. more »

pot psychology

"How Many Times Is Too Many To Take Plan B In A Month?"

It's time for another installment of Pot Psychology, the advice column in which everyone's problems are solved with an "herbal" remedy. (Did we mention? Don't do drugs!) Gawker Media videographer Alex Goldberg filmed my answers this time, so I wouldn't have to deal with typing. Talking actually seemed just as difficult, 'cause my friend Rich — who was side-kickin' it — and I had the giggles something awful. And if you're wondering, the dude in the background was holding a fire extinguisher, just in case my Christmas tree — which is still in my living room — caught on fire from being dead and dry. (I was super paranoid about it.) Got a burning question? Send it to tips@jezebel.com with "Pot Psychology" in the subject line. More »

4:20 PM on Wed Jan 23 2008
By Slut Machine
45,563 views, 141 comments

Latest by n/a: Although i'm not sure where Zooey Deschanel stands on being open and honest about enjoying sex like SM...she seems like she would be cool though more »

great sexpectations

Dr. Ruth Personally Advises Us On Period Sex

On Saturday, some of the Jezebels went to brainstorm over S'mores at a coffee/sandwich shop, when, who should appear but Dr. Ruth. She shuffled by our table, all 50 inches of her — seriously, girlfriend is short! — and Anna was the first one to spot her. I was like, "Guys, I have to get my picture with her!" Anna said, "Yeah, and ask her about what she thinks about guys asking to come on your face on the first date." I convinced Dodai to walk over to Dr. Ruth to take our picture on my phone; she was sitting alone, reading a book. (You can't tell from this shot, but her glasses were lined in pink rhinestones. Cuteness!) She was really gracious — all smiles — and allowed me to pose for a picture with her. Then she turned back to her book, so I said, "I'm sorry, can I just ask you one question?" She smiled and said, "Yes, but make it quick." Ha! I briefly considered the cum-on-the-face thing, but thought, "Oh I can't. She's about to eat!" For some reason, I felt that period sex was a more appropriate mealtime topic for conversation. More »

4:00 PM on Mon Jan 7 2008
By Slut Machine
33,535 views, 179 comments

Latest by borogirl: Oh good its not just me that gets horny during my period... more »