If you can't feel joy while watching Steve Kardynal do his chatroulette thing, I don't know what to do with you. I'm gonna be that terrible dude on the corner yelling at you "SMILE! SMILE! SMILE PRETTY LADY!"

Is your butthole dry and in need of a creamy kick? Well, good news for people building sandwiches in their asses — or for those just in need of some emergency lube — but two Canadian performance artists took to the stage to deliver a performance that featured not one..., not two..., but three (ha ha ha!) mayonnaise…

OK, you don't actually have to shove rosemary all the way up into your nose, but a new study has found that smelling it improves your cognitive performance. British researchers exposed 20 volunteers to different levels of rosemary aromas, then assessed their cognitive performance and mood. They also did blood tests to…

Are paintings and plays too dull for you? Perhaps you'd rather get your art in the form of watching an actual woman give birth for real right in front of you? Now you can do just that at a gallery in Brooklyn. A pregnant performance artist named Marni Kotak is planning to give birth to her first child in front of an…

Not long after the music video for "Friday" went viral, Rebecca Black stopped by The Tonight Show this evening to chat with Jay Leno. Good news: she's donating the proceeds from her song to Japan. Bad news: she performed.

That's what she told Ryan Secrest while enjoying the New Year's festivities in Times Square, where she also performed in a sparkletop for merry revelers, mounted a man dressed as Santa Claus (?) and made the year her "bitch."

[Miramar, California, December 3: Nicki Minaj and Katy Perry perform during VH1's "Divas Salute the Troops" show presented by the USO at the MCAS Miramar. Image via Getty.]

If one more person tells me that "all gender is performance," I think I am going to strangle them.

Mr. Wong is an older Chinese gentleman who lives in Kansas. Recently, Mr. Wong attended the Carrie Underwood-themed "Carrie-Off" karaoke contest, where he gave what can only be described as a need-to-see-it-to-believe-it rendition of Underwood's "Before He Cheats." Video inside.

On last night's episode of America's Got Talent, several YouTube sensations were invited to perform live. One was 10-year-old Jackie Evancho, AKA "Little Susan Boyle," and she blew the judges away with a perfect performance of "O Mio Babbino Caro."

Amy Winehouse has been charged with assault following an incident last Saturday night in a theater. Reportedly, Winehouse attacked a staff-member after she heckled the performers. She's free on bail and will appear in court on January 20th. [NY Times]