Perez Hilton, Man Who Draws Semen on Women's Faces, Had a Baby Girl

Congratulations to Perez Hilton, the blogger who made his living circling photos of actresses’ cellulite and calling Mischa Barton “Mushy Fartone,” on the birth of his new baby daughter! Hey, remember when he used to call Rumer Willis “Potato Head? Or said that Adam Sandler’s 2-year-old daughter was “ugly?” Anyway,… »5/12/15 10:30am5/12/15 10:30am


Complete Shithead Leaks Emotional Private Texts from Britney Spears

Aw man, not this human egg-fart again. Noted social butterfly and vulnerable-starlet-betrayer Sam Lutfi is back in the "news" again, having released a number of private texts that he claims are from a hysterical, emotionally dysfunctional Britney Spears. I don't know if they're actually from Britney or not, and I… »12/04/13 8:25pm12/04/13 8:25pm

Perez Hilton Will Have So Many Interesting Things to Teach His Son Someday

As pointed out in the comments and brought to our attention via Twitter: new father Perez Hilton was rather unkind to celeb dads in the past. And to celebrity children. And now, you can see a past post — in which he mocks Adam Sandler's daughter — juxtaposed with a picture of Perez and his own kid. »2/28/13 12:55pm2/28/13 12:55pm

Drew Barrymore Did a Special Kind of Hugging and Nine Months Later a Baby Came Out!

And the baby is amaaaaaaaaziiiiiiiiiiing!!! I mean, okay, it's only been alive for like a day, so it's pretty much just a standard baby so far. BUT. Its name is Olive (CUTE) and it came out of Drew Barrymore and I like her. Also her weird non-celebrity husband is handsome! Congratulations, you crazy kids! »10/01/12 8:00pm10/01/12 8:00pm