Cool Mom Drives Drunk to Orgy, Brings Seven-Year-Old Son Along for Fun

She's not like a regular mom, she's a cool mom—and that means if her kid's going to watch her fuck strangers after driving drunk, then so be it. Not that there's anything wrong with fucking strangers. It's the driving drunk and doing it in the presence of your kid that's going to be a cause for therapy. » 2/27/15 11:30am 2/27/15 11:30am

Pennsylvania Pol: Disgraced Attorney General Is a Woman, 'Not a Lady'

If you haven't been following the career trajectory of Pennsylvania Attorney General Kathleen Kane, suffice it to say that she's not having a great week: a grand jury has recommended she be criminally charged for allegedly leaking grand jury documents. But more pressingly for far-right State Rep Daryl Metcalfe, she's… » 1/12/15 3:00pm 1/12/15 3:00pm

Dear Jagoffs, Pittsburgh Officially Has the Ugliest Accent in America

After weeks of close contests and national debate, the fraught competition to decide America's ugliest accent has finally come to a dramatic close. And the winner is that moonlit, magical city—the Paris of Allegheny County, the Venice of the Ohio Valley—Pittsburgh, City of Jagoffs. » 10/20/14 4:38pm 10/20/14 4:38pm

News Crew Burned, Assaulted During Terrifying Visit to Haunted Home

Hey, were you planning on sleeping tonight? If so, you may want to just put on your "nope" hat and your "nope" overalls and "nope" your way right on out of here because what happened to a Pennsylvania news crew as they visited a home alleged to be haunted by evil spirits will terrify you. And that's before they even… » 8/04/14 8:30pm 8/04/14 8:30pm

North America's Ground Dwelling Weather Wizard Is a Fraud

PUNXSUTAWNEY, PA - FEBRUARY 2: Punxsutawney Phil relaxes in his cage after he saw his shadow predicting six more weeks of winter during 128th annual Groundhog Day festivities on February 2, 2014 in Punxsutawney, Pennsylvania. Groundhog Day is a popular tradition in the United States and Canada. A smaller than usual… » 2/02/14 3:30pm 2/02/14 3:30pm

Haunted House Cancels Its Option for Scary Nude Visits

Apparently, having a Frankenstein stoner in his mid-twenties leap out at you from the darkness and accidentally kick you in the genitals wasn’t too high up on the list of things Pennsylvanians wanted to do this Halloween. Pennsylvania’s Shocktober fest recently cancelled its much-ridiculed “Naked and Scared” tour… » 9/28/13 12:30pm 9/28/13 12:30pm

Woman Accidentally Kills Her Husband During Stupid Drunken Gunplay

You guys, guns — and we really can’t stress this enough — are incredibly dangerous. They’re made specifically for blasting giant holes in living things, and they do it with a frequency that should alarm just about anyone who’s ever watched Predator and thought, “Holy shit — Jesse Ventura just tore up part of a… » 4/29/13 10:25am 4/29/13 10:25am