News Crew Burned, Assaulted During Terrifying Visit to Haunted Home

Hey, were you planning on sleeping tonight? If so, you may want to just put on your "nope" hat and your "nope" overalls and "nope" your way right on out of here because what happened to a Pennsylvania news crew as they visited a home alleged to be haunted by evil spirits will terrify you. And that's before they even… » 8/04/14 8:30pm 8/04/14 8:30pm

North America's Ground Dwelling Weather Wizard Is a Fraud

PUNXSUTAWNEY, PA - FEBRUARY 2: Punxsutawney Phil relaxes in his cage after he saw his shadow predicting six more weeks of winter during 128th annual Groundhog Day festivities on February 2, 2014 in Punxsutawney, Pennsylvania. Groundhog Day is a popular tradition in the United States and Canada. A smaller than usual… » 2/02/14 3:30pm 2/02/14 3:30pm

Haunted House Cancels Its Option for Scary Nude Visits

Apparently, having a Frankenstein stoner in his mid-twenties leap out at you from the darkness and accidentally kick you in the genitals wasn’t too high up on the list of things Pennsylvanians wanted to do this Halloween. Pennsylvania’s Shocktober fest recently cancelled its much-ridiculed “Naked and Scared” tour… » 9/28/13 12:30pm 9/28/13 12:30pm

Woman Accidentally Kills Her Husband During Stupid Drunken Gunplay

You guys, guns — and we really can’t stress this enough — are incredibly dangerous. They’re made specifically for blasting giant holes in living things, and they do it with a frequency that should alarm just about anyone who’s ever watched Predator and thought, “Holy shit — Jesse Ventura just tore up part of a… » 4/29/13 10:25am 4/29/13 10:25am

Oh, Lovely: This Voting Machine in Pennsylvania Isn't Accepting Votes…

Here's video one Pennsylvania voter captured of an electronic voting machine refusing to accept a vote for President Obama, instead repeatedly selecting "MITT ROMNEY" for President when the voter clearly intended to vote for Barack Obama. This glitch is even more chilling when you consider the fact that… » 11/06/12 11:45am 11/06/12 11:45am

Pennsylvania Bill Requires Low-Income Women to Prove They Were Raped in…

The more naive readers out there might think there's only one kind of rape: forced sexual penetration. Ha! There's actually a bevy of rape flavors, including "rape" rape, "grey" rape, "legitimate" rape, "forcible" rape, and — last and most recent but certainly not least — rape by divine intervention. » 10/25/12 10:25am 10/25/12 10:25am

School Forbids Girl From Attending Prom Because She Doesn't Have a Date

Being a teen is hard enough without being shamed by your school for not having a date to a dance, but that's what's happening to one girl in Glenolden, Pennsylvania. Amanda Dougherty, 17, has been looking forward to her junior prom for years. She was all set for the dance, having bought the tickets, the dress, and… » 4/25/12 9:45pm 4/25/12 9:45pm

GOP's Women Problem Solved: Just Keep Women From Voting

Voter ID laws are all the rage with paranoid racists nowadays — 9 states have passed strict requirements on potential voters that supporters will cut down on voter fraud and prevent Bristol Palin-on-Dancing With the Stars-style vote rigging. Regardless of their intention of the laws, though, the end result of voter ID… » 4/13/12 2:00pm 4/13/12 2:00pm