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The New Mathematical Formula To Determine Penis Size

Don't you hate having to choose potential mates based on their looks and/or personality, not the size of their dick? Luckily, scientists have come up with a new formula that will allow you to determine the length of a dude's penis before he takes his pants off — if you're willing to whip out a tape measure and do a… » 7/05/11 11:40am 7/05/11 11:40am