Watch The Affair's Pretty Hilarious Full-Frontal Peen Scene

The Affair, an excellent show about the nuances and complications of infidelity and self-identity interspersed with fuckloads of sex scenes, commenced its second season last night, expanding its two-person perspective to four by including the viewpoints of spurned spouses Helen and Cole. »10/05/15 10:26am10/05/15 10:26am

Norway Warns Public About Chlamydia With Giant Glitter-Spraying Dick

The campaign is titled Penis Can Surprise You and can only be described as “modern avant-garde creepy-as-fuck.” But what else can you do to get noticed, asks a Norway sexual health charity, when the people who most need your advertisement about chlamydia aren’t paying attention to more traditional forms of public… »6/25/15 9:30pm6/25/15 9:30pm

Yorkshire Poet to Throw Britain's First Teeny Tiny Penis Party

Men who have small penises are prone to anxiety about their body image and their performance. That's why a Yorkshire poet by the name of Ant Smith is throwing a party to celebrate tiny peens of all shapes and sizes. He's charging people admission based on their length—the shorter the dick, the smaller the entry fee. »2/20/15 4:45pm2/20/15 4:45pm

Well, Here's Another Man Who Paints Pictures With His Penis 

We've already introduced you to the Danish man who used his dong to create a rather striking imitation of Kim Kardashian's butt-baring Paper cover. Well, here's another man, an Australian who wears a giant pink top hat, calls himself "Pricasso" and yes, also paints with his dick. Gotta say, his style isn't quite so… »1/20/15 8:00pm1/20/15 8:00pm

OMFG Teach Your Kids Accurate Names for Body Parts Already

Generally speaking, girls have vaginas. Boys have penises. I did not think this was a groundbreaking thing to teach a 4-year-old (even at 2), but it is according to her teacher, who informed me my kid was telling other kids that babies come out of vaginas. First, I was so proud. Then I realized she was asking me to… »9/24/14 12:20pm9/24/14 12:20pm