If you're ever in Taiwan and in the mood for some dick-shaped desserts and plastic company, you'll be happy to know that there's now an eatery that will cater to all of your needs. From penis ice cream ridged with ropey veins, to a blow-up doll that will keep you warm while you eat, this place has everything. » 7/28/14 4:15pm 33 minutes ago

A lawsuit claims an Alabama hospital amputated the penis of a man who went in for a circumcision. » 7/24/14 12:20pm Thursday 12:20pm

Today is the day that I read several conflicting accounts about the shape of Drake's celebrity penis and what he likes people to do or not do with his butthole while he touches said controversially shaped penis. Today is also the day that I realized that every other non-today day of my life has been wasted. » 7/14/14 8:00pm 7/14/14 8:00pm

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In theaters May 2 but streaming now on Video On Demand for your viewing pleasure is Bad Johnson, a movie that stars Cam Gigandet as a man whose penis magically comes off his body and turns into a walking, talking, real, honest-to-goodness human man. (Feel free to allow a moment for your head to fall off your body from… » 4/21/14 2:46pm 4/21/14 2:46pm

Here's Justin Bieber free-styling about his penis in the most awkward way possible. This is possibly worse than the guys who stand outside my local pizza place and rap about the people walking by. Last week's rap about me: you got two cans of diet/don't know why you buy it. » 2/08/14 2:10pm 2/08/14 2:10pm

A few days ago, news broke that a young woman had taken a video of Justin Bieber sleeping. Well now that young woman is saying that the two of them did more than snooze together, ifyouknowwhatI'msaying. » 11/12/13 12:40pm 11/12/13 12:40pm

The Cancer society of Finland has devised a fun slash sick way of showing the effects smoking has on the human body, using flaxen-haired models and a photo slider for "before" and "after" examples. » 10/22/13 6:00pm 10/22/13 6:00pm

You can tell a lot about a man by his balls. If a man has two healthy balls, he's all robust and manly and world-take-over-y. If he has only one, he is a half-man, like the half man on Two and a Half Men. But rather than star on the world's shittiest television show, one famous one balled half man opted to withdraw… » 9/04/13 7:15pm 9/04/13 7:15pm

Depending on what era you live in, a penis might be known as a plough, a pillow prick, a jigglestick, or a jasper, while a vagina might be a fly-trap, an oracle, a catch 'em alive-o, or the antipodes. Brush up on your historical slang with a pair of genital charts. » 8/17/13 12:27pm 8/17/13 12:27pm

Breast enthusiasts can always rely on HBO's primetime programming to deliver all sorts of boobie shots — top boob. Underboob. Side boob. Areolas of all shapes and sizes. Nip slips. Bouncing boobs. Still boobs. Boobs just, kinda hanging out in the background. One boob, two boobs, red boobs, blue boobs. But male actors… » 8/14/13 5:30pm 8/14/13 5:30pm

Writing for The Atlantic this week, Shawnee Barton explores the topic that keeps on giving – male circumcision – writing about how she and her husband (SPOILER) came to the decision to not circumcise their son, a boy who will become a man who will surely be very happy to realize one day that a general idea of what… » 7/30/13 2:45pm 7/30/13 2:45pm

As Betty Everett famously sang, "If you wanna know if he loves you so, it's in his dick. That's where it is." Wait. Those aren't the lyrics. Are they? (Note: I'm kind of hungover.) At any rate, this is a post about cocks. Specifically, a new study that proves forever beyond a mushroom shaped shadow of doubt that men… » 7/12/13 1:30pm 7/12/13 1:30pm

Penises are hard to take care of. They like, poke around in weird angles and dudes have to constantly adjust them without anyone noticing. I have no idea if this is actually true because I don't possess a penis, but I assume it must be at least a little cumbersome to have a floppy thing coming out of your crotch.… » 7/11/13 1:30pm 7/11/13 1:30pm

The Sun has gotten their hands on a photo of a strawberry that looks like a penis. Happy hump day, folks. » 7/10/13 3:00pm 7/10/13 3:00pm

A man in Arizona may be forced to take down the nine-foot, hatchet-wielding gargoyle statue standing in his otherwise empty front yard because his neighbors have complained about the gargoyle’s magnificent thighs, buttocks, and penis, all clearly visible to the casual passerby. That’s right, folks — gargoyles can be… » 6/06/13 10:30pm 6/06/13 10:30pm

Earlier on Monday, a jury in Santa Ana, Calif. convicted Catherine Kieu of torture and aggravated mayhem for severing her estranged husband’s penis and tossing it in the garbage disposal (the pit of cringes, for all those cinephiles who sat through Final Destination 2) back on July 11, 2011. » 4/29/13 8:35pm 4/29/13 8:35pm