Men who have small penises are prone to anxiety about their body image and their performance. That's why a Yorkshire poet by the name of Ant Smith is throwing a party to celebrate tiny peens of all shapes and sizes. He's charging people admission based on their length—the shorter the dick, the smaller the entry fee. » 2/20/15 4:45pm 2/20/15 4:45pm

Being a teen isn't easy; being a teen with a giant penis and unexpected instances of priapism? Well, that's just downright hellacious. For an unnamed teen, every day with a giant penis was a nightmare, preventing him from wearing pants or doing everyday activities. So he got it cut down. » 2/12/15 9:50pm 2/12/15 9:50pm

We've already introduced you to the Danish man who used his dong to create a rather striking imitation of Kim Kardashian's butt-baring Paper cover. Well, here's another man, an Australian who wears a giant pink top hat, calls himself "Pricasso" and yes, also paints with his dick. Gotta say, his style isn't quite so… » 1/20/15 8:00pm 1/20/15 8:00pm

It goes "snippity, snippity, snippity snop" and you will never be able to get it out of your head. Not even when you learn that the translated lyrics are: "The vagina is cool, you better believe it, even on an old lady. It just sits there so elegantly." » 1/12/15 9:35pm 1/12/15 9:35pm

In the words of one editor: "But really, aren't we all just portraits painted by a penis?" #Poignant. » 12/11/14 7:10pm 12/11/14 7:10pm

Sit down lads and lasses and let me recount tale of the Mystery Dick. » 11/18/14 3:30pm 11/18/14 3:30pm

New York Magazine's Alexa Tsoulis-Reay spoke with a 51-year-old English teacher from the U.K. to learn about his life with a micropenis. His response says a lot about what it means to be human – whether one possesses a penis or not. » 11/08/14 1:30pm 11/08/14 1:30pm

The micropenis, a penis so small that it is "2.5 standard deviations below the mean" or slightly longer than an inch, flaccid, is a popular trope in rom-coms and sitcoms. But outside of fiction, where these penises are routinely poked fun at, how do women actually feel about a teeny tiny dick? » 10/15/14 11:30pm 10/15/14 11:30pm

You know what’s bullshit? Women being paid less to do the same jobs as dudes. This is why Sarah Silverman is buying a penis … in the name of economic equality, of course. » 10/08/14 11:30am 10/08/14 11:30am

Here's a story that you won't soon forget: A man was rushed to the emergency room after sustaining an erection that lasted almost a full day. The way that the doctors had to bring him down will turn your stomach. Or give you sympathy pains. Look, it's not good, okay? » 10/07/14 7:15pm 10/07/14 7:15pm

Last month, a woman gave birth to a baby boy after undergoing a womb transplant. Now scientists are reporting have successfully grown a human penis in a lab and are steadily approaching transplantation in the next few years. » 10/06/14 11:20am 10/06/14 11:20am

Spoiler alert: Whales have huge dicks and know how to use them. Whales have giant foreskins. Whales bang. A lot. But you will never see it. Too bad, because whales are amazing lovers. » 9/10/14 4:20pm 9/10/14 4:20pm

There are a lot of people with abysmal ideas panhandling via Kickstarter. And then there's Holly Stewart, who used the platform to raise money to support her art, which is making enormous quilted polyester penises. Art dongs. Hand-crafted wangs. » 9/05/14 1:50pm 9/05/14 1:50pm

Dominic West is just as curious about Idris Elba’s maybe it is, maybe it isn't penis photo as we are. He even talked about it at great length (heh … ) in an interview. Of course Elba says the bump in the photo is just a microphone cord. OK, Idris. » 8/29/14 2:30pm 8/29/14 2:30pm

Dolphins are beautiful, majestic creatures, and having an ice sculpture of one at your wedding sounds lovely (if expensive). But one couple didn't plan on their beautiful frozen creation melting during the reception and turning into a giant blue phallus with fins, just straining to see the world. » 8/27/14 5:30pm 8/27/14 5:30pm

If you're ever in Taiwan and in the mood for some dick-shaped desserts and plastic company, you'll be happy to know that there's now an eatery that will cater to all of your needs. From penis ice cream ridged with ropey veins, to a blow-up doll that will keep you warm while you eat, this place has everything. » 7/28/14 4:15pm 7/28/14 4:15pm