Norway Warns Public About Chlamydia With Giant Glitter-Spraying Dick

The campaign is titled Penis Can Surprise You and can only be described as “modern avant-garde creepy-as-fuck.” But what else can you do to get noticed, asks a Norway sexual health charity, when the people who most need your advertisement about chlamydia aren’t paying attention to more traditional forms of public… » 6/25/15 9:30pm 6/25/15 9:30pm

Yorkshire Poet to Throw Britain's First Teeny Tiny Penis Party

Men who have small penises are prone to anxiety about their body image and their performance. That's why a Yorkshire poet by the name of Ant Smith is throwing a party to celebrate tiny peens of all shapes and sizes. He's charging people admission based on their length—the shorter the dick, the smaller the entry fee. » 2/20/15 4:45pm 2/20/15 4:45pm

Well, Here's Another Man Who Paints Pictures With His Penis 

We've already introduced you to the Danish man who used his dong to create a rather striking imitation of Kim Kardashian's butt-baring Paper cover. Well, here's another man, an Australian who wears a giant pink top hat, calls himself "Pricasso" and yes, also paints with his dick. Gotta say, his style isn't quite so… » 1/20/15 8:00pm 1/20/15 8:00pm

Can You Draw an Anatomically Correct Penis? An Experiment

In a recent online experiment, a woman asked a group of men to draw medically accurate vaginas to make a point: If men don't even know basic facts about female anatomy, how can they legislate it? They failed miserably. But how might women do at sketching medically accurate peen? We decided to conduct our own… » 1/01/15 4:15pm 1/01/15 4:15pm

OMFG Teach Your Kids Accurate Names for Body Parts Already

Generally speaking, girls have vaginas. Boys have penises. I did not think this was a groundbreaking thing to teach a 4-year-old (even at 2), but it is according to her teacher, who informed me my kid was telling other kids that babies come out of vaginas. First, I was so proud. Then I realized she was asking me to… » 9/24/14 12:20pm 9/24/14 12:20pm