The Cancer society of Finland has devised a fun slash sick way of showing the effects smoking has on the human body, using flaxen-haired models and a photo slider for "before" and "after" examples. Read… 10/22/13 6:00pm 10/22/13 6:00pm

You can tell a lot about a man by his balls. If a man has two healthy balls, he's all robust and manly and world-take-over-y. If he has only one, he is a half-man, like the half man on Two and a Half Men. But rather than star on the world's shittiest television show, one famous one balled half man opted to withdraw… Read… 9/04/13 7:15pm 9/04/13 7:15pm

Breast enthusiasts can always rely on HBO's primetime programming to deliver all sorts of boobie shots — top boob. Underboob. Side boob. Areolas of all shapes and sizes. Nip slips. Bouncing boobs. Still boobs. Boobs just, kinda hanging out in the background. One boob, two boobs, red boobs, blue boobs. But male actors… Read… 8/14/13 5:30pm 8/14/13 5:30pm

Writing for The Atlantic this week, Shawnee Barton explores the topic that keeps on giving – male circumcision – writing about how she and her husband (SPOILER) came to the decision to not circumcise their son, a boy who will become a man who will surely be very happy to realize one day that a general idea of what his … Read… 7/30/13 2:45pm 7/30/13 2:45pm

As Betty Everett famously sang, "If you wanna know if he loves you so, it's in his dick. That's where it is." Wait. Those aren't the lyrics. Are they? (Note: I'm kind of hungover.) At any rate, this is a post about cocks. Specifically, a new study that proves forever beyond a mushroom shaped shadow of doubt that men… Read… 7/12/13 1:30pm 7/12/13 1:30pm

Penises are hard to take care of. They like, poke around in weird angles and dudes have to constantly adjust them without anyone noticing. I have no idea if this is actually true because I don't possess a penis, but I assume it must be at least a little cumbersome to have a floppy thing coming out of your crotch.… Read… 7/11/13 1:30pm 7/11/13 1:30pm

The Sun has gotten their hands on a photo of a strawberry that looks like a penis. Happy hump day, folks. Discuss… 7/10/13 3:00pm 7/10/13 3:00pm

A man in Arizona may be forced to take down the nine-foot, hatchet-wielding gargoyle statue standing in his otherwise empty front yard because his neighbors have complained about the gargoyle’s magnificent thighs, buttocks, and penis, all clearly visible to the casual passerby. That’s right, folks — gargoyles can be… Read… 6/06/13 10:30pm 6/06/13 10:30pm

Earlier on Monday, a jury in Santa Ana, Calif. convicted Catherine Kieu of torture and aggravated mayhem for severing her estranged husband’s penis and tossing it in the garbage disposal (the pit of cringes, for all those cinephiles who sat through Final Destination 2) back on July 11, 2011. Read… 4/29/13 8:35pm 4/29/13 8:35pm

Um! If any girlfish are reading this, please beware when you come across male freshwater llanos mosquitofish, otherwise known as Gambusia quadruncus. The evolution of the females of this Mexican species has given them a large ball of tissue that blocks most of their genital canal in order to allow them to keep away… Read… 9/29/12 2:40pm 9/29/12 2:40pm

Yes, Rush Limbaugh is a professional troll, and he's long ago established himself as a hypocritical buffoon. And obviously nothing he says should ever be taken seriously. But sometimes he says things that are so stupid that they come full circle back around to unintentionally hilarious. On his show yesterday, he made… Read… 9/21/12 1:20pm 9/21/12 1:20pm

Whoever Sarah Palin has hired to ghostwrite her public policy digest updates to her Facebook page sure issued a third degree burn to President Obama's penis last night, urging the Commander in Chief to "grow one." Yes, Sarah Palin made a dick joke at the expense of the President. Read… 9/12/12 12:20pm 9/12/12 12:20pm

Before pressing play on the above video, do yourself a favor and take a moment to think about it. You could go the rest of your life having never seen a tank of wriggling fish that happen to look like detached, bloated and reanimated human penises. Would this be such a bad thing? Maybe not! Instead of watching the… Read… 7/18/12 3:40pm 7/18/12 3:40pm

A museum in Johannesburg is being sued over a portrait of South Africa's President that depicts the country's leader naked with his wang hanging out. The artist says the painting, called "The Spear," is a highbrow dick joke, protected free speech under South Africa's constitution. But the owner of the schlong in question … Read… 5/24/12 12:30pm 5/24/12 12:30pm

In today's Self-Fulfilling Prophesy news, researchers have found that men who don't need Viagra but take it anyway because they like how hard it makes their penises are dooming themselves to a future of self-doubt and the sexual floundering that comes with underconfidence. I guess in that way, recreational Viagra abuse … Read… 5/18/12 4:40pm 5/18/12 4:40pm

Since the dawn of metrosexuality and the entrance of manscaping as a legitimate term in our language, this moment has been inevitable. Guys getting waxed "down there" has finally become a trend, and business is booming as men discover the joys of having hot wax swabbed all over your genitals and the subsequent rush of… Read… 4/11/12 10:40am 4/11/12 10:40am

May God in her infinite wisdom bless RuPaul's Drag Race. Seriously. It is a service to mankind and a testament to American ingenuity. On last night's episode, the drag queen contestants had to teach straight men — fathers — how to do drag. While heels, wardrobe and makeup were not a problem, tucking was a real… Read… 4/03/12 4:05pm 4/03/12 4:05pm

Puppies that look like penises. Cock-like curs. Wiener dogs, emphasis on the wiener. Phallic fidos. Bow wow wow yippie yo yippie yay. Read… 2/17/12 12:20pm 2/17/12 12:20pm

You have to hand it to spiders, they're so crafty, building their fancy webs and always managing to crawl out of your shoe and spook you just when you're least expecting it. But there is one kind of spider that has really gone above and beyond the call of duty: The orb-web spider, ephilengys malabarensis, has a … Read… 1/31/12 11:55pm 1/31/12 11:55pm

There was a time when the nation was mildly scandalized by presidential candidate Bill Clinton being asked if he wears boxers or briefs. A lot has changed in the past two decades, and our sensibilities aren't quite as delicate as they once were. Case in point: Yesterday a man called in to C-SPAN (C-SPAN!) and asked… Discuss… 1/11/12 8:55pm 1/11/12 8:55pm

After a 21-year-old Iranian man had Persian script reading "good luck on your journeys" and the first initial of his girlfriend's last name tattooed onto his peen he was left with a permanent semi, according to the most recent Journal of Sexual Medicine. Doctors explain that the traditional handheld needle that was used… Read… 1/06/12 7:15pm 1/06/12 7:15pm