Covet These Ridiculously Beautiful Book Covers by the Woman Who…

We all know that at this point, the only reason we own books is to make sure guests know we own books. Or, in some cases, that we can read. If you're one of those pretentious d-bags who judges a date by the content of their bookshelves, come sit next to me and let's read in silence because we're kindred spirits. » 12/19/12 3:50pm 12/19/12 3:50pm

Surely You Can Find an Excuse for a Therapy Penguin

Residents of the Hannah Duston Rehabilitation Center, a nursing home in Massachusetts, are soon going to be getting a visit from a very special tuxedoed gentleman, Roast Beef the African penguin. He lives at the New England Aquarium, but he is specially trained to visit schools and community events. The five-pound… » 2/08/12 9:30am 2/08/12 9:30am

Sexually-Inexperienced Seal Tries To Bone Penguin • UK Reports 50% More…

A "frustrated, sexually inexperienced" young male seal tries to have sex with a penguin.• Older Japanese singles are trying out that whole online dating thing. • A 51-year-old man admits to using voodoo to seduce teen girls. • Two women make history, win second-"highest" medical prize. • PETA asks Hollywood insiders » 5/02/08 5:20pm 5/02/08 5:20pm