Three Chicks Arrested After Twerking, Peeing in City Hall Parking Lot

Three women in their early 20s were arrested in Beaverton, OR on Monday after they were spotted twerking in front of municipal court windows. One of them allegedly peed in between two cop cars while her friend filmed it. They were stopped by police, who reportedly discovered the girls were in possession of coke, meth… » 4/29/14 4:00pm 4/29/14 4:00pm

This Might Be the Most Romantic and Pee-Soaked Missed Connection Ever

Once a generation comes a love story so beautiful, so profound, that it somehow simultaneously fills you with hope (because romance isn't dead) and despair (because you'll likely never achieve a love so great). One such romance occurred this New Year's Eve and — in a truly modern take on the classic tale of Cinderella… » 1/02/14 4:30pm 1/02/14 4:30pm

How to Use a Public or Shared Restroom Since It's Pretty Clear You…

Don't you just love modern conveniences? Drunken nights and certain New York neighborhoods aside, for the most part, we have progressed past pissing and shitting in the street. The toilet and the sewer system! A thing of beauty. Neat, quick, clean disposal of the excrement and detritus human existence is plagued by.… » 3/15/13 3:05pm 3/15/13 3:05pm

Everyone Pees, but Only Men Pee Crooked According to a New Book About…

We receive a near-constant stream public relations material, most it ignorable, some of it pertinent, and an even smaller percentage of it, on rare and delightful occasions, so goofily irrelevant that it's worth sharing. Like this: Men Don't Pee Straight: And Other Things You Should Know About Us, which is a book that… » 10/12/12 6:30pm 10/12/12 6:30pm

Sexually Active Young Women Are Literally Peeing Their Pants

It's been widely believed that having a baby can cause problems of lifelong urinary incontinence for women. But it turns out that it's just as common in young women who have never been pregnant, according to a study published in the journal Annals of Internal Medicine. Of the 1,002 women surveyed—ages 16 to 30 who had… » 7/18/12 10:50am 7/18/12 10:50am

An Anonymous Interview With a Grown Man Who Pees in the Pool

According to a new survey conducted jointly by the Water Quality & Health Council and the Ruin Summer Forever Brotherhood of Killjoys, one in five adults admits to peeing in public swimming pools. Gross, right? I managed to track down one of these unrepentant pool pee-ers and get him to answer for his crimes. Here's… » 6/01/12 4:50pm 6/01/12 4:50pm

Beware the Danger of the Super Bowl Bladder Infection


There's so much excitement during the Super Bowl that it can be easy to get caught up in all the hoopla and... forget to attend to basic bodily functions? Most people are usually more concerned with consuming as many nachos as possible than they are about whether they're breathing or have to go potty, but according… » 1/31/12 9:05pm 1/31/12 9:05pm

Who Needs the Family Bed When You Have the Family Toilet?

Recently I was sitting on the toilet peeing while my nearly 2-year old daughter was sitting in my lap playing with her stuffed koala bear, and I thought to myself, how did we get here? It could be worse, I suppose — we could be doing this as a performance art piece at a pop-up gallery in downtown L.A. » 1/24/12 4:45pm 1/24/12 4:45pm

New Sega Games Use Men's Dicks as Controllers

You know what's boring? Peeing standing up! We ladies wouldn't know this, but it's the worst— nothing to do but stare at the wall in front of you for the 10-30 seconds that it takes to urinate. Luckily, Sega has developed a solution for this pervasive problem and that solution, no duh, is video games for urinals.… » 1/20/12 3:00pm 1/20/12 3:00pm

The Nine Different Ways A Man Can Pee

Generally, ladies only a few ways of urinating: sitting down, squatting (the modified utkatasana), or possibly using one of those nifty contraptions that allows us to pee standing up. But mostly we just sit. That's kind of how things are built down there. Thus this illustrated diagram of the nine different ways men… » 9/07/11 4:55pm 9/07/11 4:55pm

Woman Peeing in Public Can't Escape the Long Stream of the Law

We've all been there- we're at a sporting event, alcohol has been flowing like Manna in the land of milk & honey, and of course, right when the game's reaching its climax, nature calls. At this point, you're faced with a critical decision: should you relieve distended bladder or remain in the seats to watch the… » 7/13/11 11:12pm 7/13/11 11:12pm