Dogs eating peanut butter? Meh. Cats eating peanut butter? Kinda silly but not all that remarkable. A goat eating peanut butter? Absolutely captivating.

The internet does it again! This time combining your two favorite things: dogs and peanut butter. (I guess kittens and chocolate could be equally amazing, but also dangerous and uncool.)

You can now get beers that taste like anything — ok, well, mainly bacon, but still, the craft beer market has recently exploded (all over your face in an array of tasty flavors), and Sweet Baby Jesus Chocolate Peanut Butter Porter combines chocolate and peanut butter with booze and is it legal to marry a beer now?

This is both disgusting and adorable, and someone should get this dog to the doctor because there's something very unnatural about him. I just can't quite put my finger on it.

First they came for our peanut butter...

Before you slather those slices of bread with peanut butter, carefully lay strips of filet over them, and maybe top it all with a little smoked salmon, — hey, no judgment — consider the possible possibility that each one of those foodstuffs is teeming with flame retardant used in foam installation called…

If you've ever found yourself sipping a martini and thinking, "You know, I really wish this tasted more like the sandwich I used to eat for lunch every day in third grade," you're in luck. Enter PB & J Vodka, the newest creation from Van Gogh Vodka. Why did this need to be created? We may never know the answer, but…

The folks at Peanut Butter & Co. have launched a clever tumblr blog called the "Nutropolitan Museum of Art," featuring all sorts of combinations for a tasty peanut butter sandwich. Some look delicious, but some of the combinations feel a little bit like they let a six-year-old loose in the kitchen and let them create…

Kris Saknussemm has been studying sexual fetishes for 20 years, which, he admits, "is itself a kind of fetish." In a list compiled for Nerve, he divulges his favorites — beyond high-heels, whips or horseplay.

With Judd Gregg withdrawal from the confirmation process for the Commerce Secretary position, we're totally reviving our campaign to get Wanda Sykes an appointment in the Obama Administration.

Unable to pinpoint the cause of the peanut butter salmonella outbreak occurring in several states, the FDA is recommending that you "postpone eating any products that may contain peanut butter until additional information becomes available."