When paparazzi cornered Robin Thicke at the airport today, asking questions about his recent split from wife Paula Patton, he offered up a surprisingly candid response: "I'm just trying to get her back, man...Just trying to figure it out, man." :(
Robin Thicke and Paula Patton have separated.
Everyone's favorite female empowerment anthemist Robin Thicke was recently spotted at a night club in Paris, getting very close (as in, mouth-to-mouth close) with a woman who is notably not his wife, Paula Patton. This prompted several gossip sites to run stories that are half comprised of repurposed Blurred Lines…
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First of all, it looked like she had trouble walking in it. She shuffled onto the stage with Aaron Eckhart like the robot in The Day The Earth Stood Still.
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After admitting on The Talk last week to undergoing eye enlargement surgery at the behest of a racist Dayton, Ohio TV studio back in '95, Julie Chen has clarified that she has not had a nose job. Any difference you see above is due to expert contouring, witchcraft and wizardry.
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In case the previously released trailer didn't emphasis enough exactly what you're in for should you purchase a ticket to see Paula Patton's new movie Baggage Claim, this recently released and aptly-titled "Men Montage" should do the trick. A quick recap: Trey Songz coated in nothing but bubbles, Boris Kodjoe taking off…
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In the aftermath of Robin-Thicke-Touched-That-One-Lady's-Butt-Gate, Thicke and wife Paula Patton are really laying it on THICK (!!!!) about the awesome power of their epic romahnce. In today's installment, Thicke says he'd be deceased without Patton's many rock-like qualities.
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Scarlett Johansson is officially engaged to Frenchman and too-hot-to-be-a-journalist journalist Romain Dauriac, her rep confirms. "They're very happy... they haven't chosen a date for the wedding." After faking us out numerous times this past year with non-nuptial diamond rings, her actual engagement ring is "a vintage…
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Pint-sized FAO Schwartz mascot Suri Cruise broke her arm, a rep for Katie Holmes has confirmed to People without stating the cause of the injury.
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Last night on the red carpet at the BET Awards, there were pretty dresses, interesting shoes, creative hairdos and Meagan Good's nipples. Let us not delay.
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For those of you who can't wait until Valentine's Day 2014 (only 280 days left!!!) to see Paula Patton in another romantic comedy, FEAR NOT because she's in a new one that's not a subpar remake of About Last Night. This movie comes out in October, she plays a flight attendant and it is called...Baggage Claim.
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Last night in Santa Monica, CA, celebs gathered for the the 3rd Annual Coach Evening to benefit Children's Defense Fund. There were lots of Coach bags — possibly thrust upon the stars just so they'd be photographed? — but also delightful floral dresses, fun shoes and pretty hair. Good-bye winter, hello spring, you…
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Last night at a screening of Disconnect, that new movie that seems to have approximately one zillion characters and storylines, there were two kinds of looks on the red carpet: Those embracing the sweetness and light of Spring… and those sticking to all black everything. Also: Winona!
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In the immortal words of R. Kelly, after the show it's the after party. Last night, Oscar-nominated A-list celebs flocked to the Vanity Fair bash, where they mingled with TV stars and luminaries of the music world. The dress code was half pretty, half sexy. It was a night of many beautiful mammaries. Some ladies let…
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Tom Cruise and Katie Holmes were in New York this week, and during their visit they shelled out a small fortune so that 5-year-old Suri could skate in total luxury at Rockefeller Center's famed ice rink. For the tidy sum of $5,000, Tom rented the VIP "Igloo," a separate area where you can warm up after skating, for an…
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Last night's episode of The Rachel Zoe Project centered around the Golden Globes, and Rachel's new client presented an obstacle: A baby bump. Precious's Paula Patton was five months pregnant, and Rachel explained how a stylist works around that.
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Okay, let's do this thing. First of all, let's just admit it: the red carpet was confusing. Even the Good stuff was confusing. Even the "safe" stuff was confusing. And all the woman-eating sea creatures? Extremely confusing.
