In today's Tweet Beat, Angel Haze and Grimes are "above handjobs" (and might be having a sleepover sometime soon), Paula Abdul just wants to rest in some water and somehow, Charlie Sheen is allowed to leave the house on a daily basis.

In today's Tweet Beat, Sarah Michelle Gellar sends some love out to former Buffy the Vampire Slayer cast mate Michelle Trachtenberg, George Takei created an "OUTstagram" and Vanilla Ice is basically the best at this whole promotion thing.

In this edition of Tweet Beat, Paula Abdul is all about hairless knuckles and Taco Bell, Rainn Wilson really understands Sophie's Choice and Anna Kendrick is starting with the wine-stained child in the mirror.

Even when you live in a snow globe full of vodka and cocaine, the job crisis weighs heavily on your mind, as proven by Lindsay Lohan last night when she went out to promote a ginseng drink in Los Angeles. When asked who she plans to back in the election, she replied: "I just think employment is really important right…

Just days after Us Weekly editor Janice Min urged the public to stop the single-minded "mom shell" mentality—criticizing celebrities like Hilary Duff and Bryce Dallas Howard for not dropping postpartum weight fast enough—it should come as no surprise that the woman that Goop Paltrow credits for getting rid of her…

ADELE, YOU SLY DOG. As it turns out, the old "sitcom star sits on the couch with a pillow over her stomach for the entire season because she's supposed to be an unlucky-in-love Single Woman Lawyer and they didn't feel like writing a pregnancy into the script" works occasionally! Although the singer announced her …

You guys: Bristol Palin did not have plastic surgery. Nope. Not at all. What she had was "corrective" jaw surgery. If you think she looks better now, it's just a coincidence! "Yes, it improved the way I look, but this surgery was necessary for medical reasons," Bristol tells Us magazine. She explains that she had the…

This morning, Meredith Vieira announced that she is indeed leaving the Today show in June (as rumored). "I want to spend more [time] with my husband Richard, and my kids," she said. Her husband has written a book about the fact that he's coping with multiple sclerosis and colon cancer. Meredith also said: "I really…

Today in Tweet Beat, rapper Talib Kweli is mad about Ashley Judd's statements criticizing hip hop. Plus, Dr. Ruth makes sense.

In an interview with CBS' Julie Chen on Sunday, Paula claimed that she's "never been drunk in [her] life." We've compiled quite a few clips that beg to differ.

Remember how obviously sloppy she was on her reality show Hey Paula? Well, Paula has taken to posting videos of herself—sometimes recorded in the middle of the night—slurring to her fans on a little-viewed YouTube channel.