How was your weekend? Paul Ryan's weekend was good. How good was it? Well, part of his recreational time this weekend was spent kissing a fish on the mouth, according to his Twitter. » 7/01/13 3:20pm 7/01/13 3:20pm

Well, if Paul Ryan does run in 2016, we know he'll be going full speed with the crazy, making it impossible for him to win, and Hillary will be president, and then everyone will win. Well, except for the American politics, which has been stripped of the effective multiple-party system it needs to evolve and thrive. » 1/11/13 12:25pm 1/11/13 12:25pm

Every computer using human needs another human who has agreed to delete their Google search history in the event of their untimely death. Unfortunately for the American public, however, while we're all still alive, there are analysts busily receiving our collective search engine data and trying to figure out what the… » 10/22/12 7:10pm 10/22/12 7:10pm

The Presidential race is getting pretty horse-racey in the waning days before the election, and both candidates and their running mates are furiously touring Ohio, Florida, and Colorado trying to convince people to vote for them. Today, Paul Ryan included an hilarious new bit of jokemaking in a speech to donors at a… » 10/19/12 7:15pm 10/19/12 7:15pm

Unprincipled perennial panderer Mitt Romney is really digging in deep in the final weeks before November 6, going after every last vote with the zeal of a Howard Hughes-style crazy billionaire trying to fly an airplane to space. And as time runs out on the election season, his campaign has gotten more desperate — so… » 10/17/12 7:15pm 10/17/12 7:15pm

A newly invigorated Mitt Romney has been springing joyously along the campaign trail in recent days armed with a slight poll bounce and a brand new campaign slogan: "Clear eyes. Full hearts. Can't lose." Which would be a great, fresh take on quixotic optimism if that were an original Romney joint rather than something… » 10/12/12 3:20pm 10/12/12 3:20pm

Here we have an ad for Manhattan Mini Storage, which seems to really capture the spirit of the age while offering precious little information about how wonderful storing things with Manhattan Mini Storage can be. Maybe it means that we shouldn't store all those Paul Ryan mistakes in our hearts, that, you know, Paul… » 9/30/12 12:30pm 9/30/12 12:30pm

As part of his ongoing effort to make sure that as few women vote for Mitt Romney as possible, Paul Ryan told the fine people of Orlando who'd spoiled their Saturdays by listening to Paul Ryan brag about how many times he'd ridden Tower of Terror that he would remove the Affordable Care Act's "contraception mandate",… » 9/23/12 12:00pm 9/23/12 12:00pm

Time to woefully set the giant "DAYS SINCE SOMEONE IN THE GOVERNMENT SAID SOMETHING ASININE ABOUT RAPE" sign back to 0. It seems that the state of New Mexico is trying to limit certain state aid to only women who can prove their child is the result of "forcible rape." Not that other, less awful sort of rape that… » 9/20/12 6:15pm 9/20/12 6:15pm

The 2012 GOP is a party that promises to return America to the imaginary 1950's white guy wonderland that only ever existed on the teevee, so it's no wonder one might find among its ranks individuals interested in relationships that adhere to, shall we say, antiquated models. Relationships where not only does the man… » 9/04/12 5:20pm 9/04/12 5:20pm

Paul Ryan lying about how fast he ran a marathon is kind of pathetic in the way the kid who lies and says his dad's an astronaut who lives on the moon when his dad's really an insurance salesman who lives in Ohio is pathetic. It's sad. It's unbecoming. And I guess it doesn't have much to do with politics — until you… » 9/04/12 4:20pm 9/04/12 4:20pm

Important discovery! We've found Vice-Presidential Nominee Paul Ryan's black ex girlfriend. Importanter discovery! She's an Obama supporter. » 8/31/12 3:25pm 8/31/12 3:25pm

Wisconsin delegates hold masks of Republican vice presidential candidate, Rep. Paul Ryan, R-Wis., at the Republican National Convention in Tampa, Fla., on Wednesday, Aug. 29, 2012. (AP Photo/Charles Dharapak) » 8/29/12 9:45pm 8/29/12 9:45pm