Brangelina Make Tourism Look Good
Does it matter if The Tourist is any good? It has Jolie and Depp! Ditto the NYC premiere, which also had Pitt, Connelly, Ashanti and some great cold-weather clothes.
What's Really Happening In The Tourist?
The trailer for The Tourist — starring Angelina Jolie and Johnny Depp — just hit the web. The storyline is, in a word, vague. So we've written our own narrative instead.
In The Heights
[Brooklyn Heights, June 21. Image via Bauer-Griffin]
Grand Tour
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[Venice, April 1. Image via Pacific Coast News]
I Saw The Best Clothes Of My Generation Destroyed By Madness.
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Confession: this isn't the Howl premiere at Sundance. That was boring. This is Legion, at L.A.'s ArcLight's Cinerama Dome Theater, and very nice and star-studded it was, too. But I'll be damned if I'm cheated out of my Ginsberg reference!
Heidi's Near-Death Experience; The Jolie-Pitts' Secret Cave
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- Heidi Montag told Access Hollywood's Billy Bush: "I almost died after my [plastic surgery] procedure. I had too much Demerol like Michael Jackson did… my breathing was five breaths per minute, which is like almost dead." HOWEVER. Her surgeon says:
Downward Facing, Dog
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[New York, January 11. Image via Bauer-Griffin]
Lindsay's Car Hit A Paparazzo; Suri's Toy Car Cost $30K
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- Lindsay Lohan's car struck a photographer early yesterday morning. Allegedly.
Something Wicked This Way Comes
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[Los Angeles, September 21. Image via WENN]
Connolly, Bettany, Son: Still Life With Dog
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[New York, March 25. Image via Flynet.]
Jennifer Connelly Gives Stink-Eye To Innocent Canine
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[New York, February 26. Image via Flynet]
Jennifer Connelly & Paul Bettany: Hot & Cold
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[New York, February 5. Image via Flynet]
Loose Lips
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Paul Bettany As Charles Darwin: A Horror of Evolution
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[London, October 10. Image via Bauer-Griffin]
Paul Bettany Prefers Boxers Over Briefs
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[New York, February 25. Image via Splash]
Today in Tabloids: Britney Continues to be a Shitty Mom; Angelina May…
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It's hump day! Also known as the day in which we digest every major tabloid and pick out the good bits for you, gentle reader. In this week's rundown, Britney wore a really hideous Halloween costume and her kids' teeth are going to fall out, Angelina is possibly getting it on with either her new bodyguard, Billy, or…
Paul Bettany Emotes: Smug, Amused, Patient, Bored
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[Los Angeles, November 1. All images via Splash.]