Heidi's Near-Death Experience; The Jolie-Pitts' Secret Cave

  • Heidi Montag told Access Hollywood's Billy Bush: "I almost died after my [plastic surgery] procedure. I had too much Demerol like Michael Jackson did… my breathing was five breaths per minute, which is like almost dead." HOWEVER. Her surgeon says:
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Today in Tabloids: Britney Continues to be a Shitty Mom; Angelina May…

It's hump day! Also known as the day in which we digest every major tabloid and pick out the good bits for you, gentle reader. In this week's rundown, Britney wore a really hideous Halloween costume and her kids' teeth are going to fall out, Angelina is possibly getting it on with either her new bodyguard, Billy, or… » 11/07/07 1:30pm 11/07/07 1:30pm