Patti Stanger, Film Critic, Rants About Porn in Her Don Jon Review

There you were, idly scrolling through your news feed deciding whether or not to sneak into your local cineplex tonight with a bottle of warm Moscato when BOOM, you noticed that Patti Stanger, matchmaker and recreational mean person, reviewed Joseph Gordon-Levitt’s new movie, Don Jon. And, awestruck, you whispered to… » 9/29/13 4:45pm 9/29/13 4:45pm

Living Together Without Getting Married Is the 'New' Norm

Unmarried couples who cohabitate are staying together longer than they used to, much to Patti Stanger and your grandma's dismay. According to the first federal data on the issue, out today, more of them are having children, too, even without paying a shit ton of money to walk down an aisle first. » 4/04/13 11:35am 4/04/13 11:35am

Of Course Lindsay Lohan Is Voting For Mitt Romney

Even when you live in a snow globe full of vodka and cocaine, the job crisis weighs heavily on your mind, as proven by Lindsay Lohan last night when she went out to promote a ginseng drink in Los Angeles. When asked who she plans to back in the election, she replied: "I just think employment is really important right… » 10/12/12 9:00am 10/12/12 9:00am

Patti Stanger Blames Amy Poehler's Professional Success for Failed…

Millionaire Matchmaker Patti Stanger has landed a gig blogging for People about celebrity relationships. First up: Amy Poehler and Will Arnett, who announced last week that they were splitting up after nine years of marriage. The couple — who had never been in the tabloid crosshairs — chose to keep details of their… » 9/14/12 1:30pm 9/14/12 1:30pm

Jack Osbourne Diagnosed With Multiple Sclerosis At 26

Two weeks after welcoming daughter Pearl Clementine with his fiancée Lisa Stelly, Jack Osbourne, 26, has been diagnosed with relapsing, remitting multiple sclerosis—the most common, but least aggressive form of the illness, says Osbourne. "I was just angry and frustrated and kept thinking, 'Why now?' " he told People… » 6/18/12 9:00am 6/18/12 9:00am

Patti Stanger Got Her Awesome 'New' Body With the Help of Photoshop

The new issue of Star magazine features an ad for Sensa, and the copy reads, "Patti Stanger's AMAZING NEW BODY." By "new," do they mean "stolen from someone else"? It sure looks like they pasted Stanger's face on the physique of a young model. Her neck is oddly long, her arms are strangely short, her hair is massive.… » 2/29/12 6:30pm 2/29/12 6:30pm

All Of Patti Stanger's Meanest Comments Now In One Place

To celebrate The Millionaire Matchmaker's season finale, Vulture has compiled the best of her worst comments from throughout the season. Patti's cutting remarks to her wanna-be daters have always rubbed me the wrong way on the show, but to see them all in a rapid-fire, one-after-the-other way is beyond awful. Add in… » 11/30/11 6:15pm 11/30/11 6:15pm

Is Patti Stanger Good For The Jews?

Patti, Patti, Patti… Oy vey ismir. You are to dating and relationships what Sarah Silverman is to comedy. By nature of your personality alone, you force us to choose: We either love you or we (really) don't. And, Patti, I love you. Really, I do. In spite of your overzealous relationship with the flat iron, I think… » 9/30/11 11:30am 9/30/11 11:30am

Patti Stanger Doesn't Have Anything Against The Gays, She Swears!

Today in Tweet Beat, Patti Stanger takes to twitter to respond to the critics who felt that her dating advice for gay people was less than stellar. (Also, offensive.) Plus, Megyn Kelly's republican baby will be president one day, French twitter-ers dislike Alec Bladwin's tweets, and both Lea Michelle and Sam Ronson… » 9/26/11 7:50pm 9/26/11 7:50pm