In today's Tweet Beat, Kevin Jonas joined SnapChat, Laura Benanti makes an astute observation about Starbucks after dark and Patti Stanger has some bizarre Thanksgiving recommendations that don't involve loosening your pants and stuffing your face with pie. »
In today's Tweet Beat, Cher is still worried about Billy the elephant, Patti Stanger is a ginger and Kylie and Kendall Jenner are annoyed at accusations that they're partying all over the place. »
There you were, idly scrolling through your news feed deciding whether or not to sneak into your local cineplex tonight with a bottle of warm Moscato when BOOM, you noticed that Patti Stanger, matchmaker and recreational mean person, reviewed Joseph Gordon-Levitt’s new movie, Don Jon. And, awestruck, you whispered to… »
In today's edition of Tweet Beat, Kylie Jenner exemplifies her generation's attention span for books, books adapted into movies, and life in general, Margaret Cho may have invented the best hashtag ever, and Patti Stanger claims to speak the word of God. »
Unmarried couples who cohabitate are staying together longer than they used to, much to Patti Stanger and your grandma's dismay. According to the first federal data on the issue, out today, more of them are having children, too, even without paying a shit ton of money to walk down an aisle first. »
In today's Tweet Beat, Patti Stanger is a gaping asshole, Mindy Kaling jokingly brags about her contacts list and Octavia Spencer and Yvette Nicole Brown continue their light-hearted feud.
Even when you live in a snow globe full of vodka and cocaine, the job crisis weighs heavily on your mind, as proven by Lindsay Lohan last night when she went out to promote a ginseng drink in Los Angeles. When asked who she plans to back in the election, she replied: "I just think employment is really important right… »
Millionaire Matchmaker Patti Stanger has landed a gig blogging for People about celebrity relationships. First up: Amy Poehler and Will Arnett, who announced last week that they were splitting up after nine years of marriage. The couple — who had never been in the tabloid crosshairs — chose to keep details of their… »
Two weeks after welcoming daughter Pearl Clementine with his fiancée Lisa Stelly, Jack Osbourne, 26, has been diagnosed with relapsing, remitting multiple sclerosis—the most common, but least aggressive form of the illness, says Osbourne. "I was just angry and frustrated and kept thinking, 'Why now?' " he told People… »
In today's Tweet Beat, garbage monster Patti Stanger knows about our secret drug habit, Sue Monk Kidd is worried about awareness surrounding Women's History Month, Alyson Hannigan has a plan for her inevitable invisibility and Nathan Fillion encounters a bunch of butter-faced mannequins.
The new issue of Star magazine features an ad for Sensa, and the copy reads, "Patti Stanger's AMAZING NEW BODY." By "new," do they mean "stolen from someone else"? It sure looks like they pasted Stanger's face on the physique of a young model. Her neck is oddly long, her arms are strangely short, her hair is massive. This… »
In this edition of Tweet Beat, Patti Stanger wants to know why more men can't be like Mitt Romney, Zooey Deschanel gets a triple word score, Snooki has a golden calf and Lily Allen deals out some solid advice.
To celebrate The Millionaire Matchmaker's season finale, Vulture has compiled the best of her worst comments from throughout the season. Patti's cutting remarks to her wanna-be daters have always rubbed me the wrong way on the show, but to see them all in a rapid-fire, one-after-the-other way is beyond awful. Add in… »
Patti, Patti, Patti… Oy vey ismir. You are to dating and relationships what Sarah Silverman is to comedy. By nature of your personality alone, you force us to choose: We either love you or we (really) don't. And, Patti, I love you. Really, I do. In spite of your overzealous relationship with the flat iron, I think… »
Today in Tweet Beat, Patti Stanger takes to twitter to respond to the critics who felt that her dating advice for gay people was less than stellar. (Also, offensive.) Plus, Megyn Kelly's republican baby will be president one day, French twitter-ers dislike Alec Bladwin's tweets, and both Lea Michelle and Sam Ronson are … »
In case you were under the illusion that going on The Millionaire Matchmaker would somehow improve your life, think again: a bunch of former clients claim she ruined their lives. And they're getting together to kvetch about it. »
Patti Stanger claims to be a "highly successful third generation matchmaker" who is responsible for at least three-hundred marriages and five-hundred relationships. Her television show tells another story. »