George Zimmerman Teams Up with Anti-Muslim Gun Shop to Make Confederate Flag Art

George Zimmerman, the human embodiment of both the flawed American justice system and everything that can go wrong in one person’s soul, is now making Confederate flag art. He’s teamed up with a Florida gun shop owner who declared his business a “Muslim-free zone.” Perfect. That’s perfect. » 8/18/15 10:15am 8/18/15 10:15am

Married Ladies Allegedly Want to Bang Eli Manning

Some of you may care about the outcome of the upcoming Super Bowl (unless, like many, you're already convinced of the grossness of both teams and are rooting for Legionnaire's disease). However, as always, cheating website Ashley Madison is asking the tough questions: who would married ladies rather do, Eli Manning or… » 1/27/12 12:30pm 1/27/12 12:30pm

Patriotic Jackass Refuses To Hire Anyone Until Obama's No Longer President

A Georgia business owner is doing his part of fix the economy and create jobs by refusing to hire anyone until Barack Obama is no longer the President. This accomplishes approximately dickcheese, but whatever. You show those Washington fatcats, brave but ill-informed little patriot! » 11/28/11 2:00pm 11/28/11 2:00pm