Nevada Rancher, Conservative Hero: "Negroes" Should Be Picking Cotton

Wait: Cliven Bundy, the freedom fighter who captured conservative hearts and almost started the Second American Revolution with his gun-toting coterie, is a racist bigot? Say it ain't so! » 4/24/14 10:33am 4/24/14 10:33am

Sarah Palin Thinks You Should Hold A Fish In Your Photos, Ladies

America's greatest patriot ever, Sarah Palin, posted this advertisement for her upcoming crappy reality show to her Facebook page on Tuesday. And I happen to think it's sound advice! » 1/15/14 10:30pm 1/15/14 10:30pm

Married Ladies Allegedly Want to Bang Eli Manning

Some of you may care about the outcome of the upcoming Super Bowl (unless, like many, you're already convinced of the grossness of both teams and are rooting for Legionnaire's disease). However, as always, cheating website Ashley Madison is asking the tough questions: who would married ladies rather do, Eli Manning or… » 1/27/12 12:30pm 1/27/12 12:30pm

Patriotic Jackass Refuses To Hire Anyone Until Obama's No Longer…

A Georgia business owner is doing his part of fix the economy and create jobs by refusing to hire anyone until Barack Obama is no longer the President. This accomplishes approximately dickcheese, but whatever. You show those Washington fatcats, brave but ill-informed little patriot! » 11/28/11 2:00pm 11/28/11 2:00pm