So this is happening in the world — Gallus Strobel, the mayor of a German town called Triberg, has told the local paper Süddeutsche Zeitung that he hopes to "challenge political correctness" by designating dude-only parking spaces. How, might you ask, does this new policy glove-slap political correctness across the…
Look to the sky for flying pigs, stick your finger down into hell to see if it's frozen over. The day has arrived when you can now pay one million dollars for a single, measly little parking spot in Manhattan. Brb, going to push my imaginary car into the East River.
A tidal wave of sex juices and prophylactics has inundated a Manhattan neighborhood and residents are so grossed out by it that they're trying to enforce a parking ban on the weekends in an effort to force people to take their dirty, furtive car sex to the Meatpacking District where it belongs.
In a move that even someone with zero legal training could have told you was an insanely bad idea, a judge in Pennsylvania went into the online court system and dismissed her own traffic summonses. Judge Kelly Ballentine had two parking tickets from 2010 and a third ticket for expired registration on her BMW sedan…
And the battle of the sexes rages on: a previous study had shown that men were better at parking than women, but new research indicates ladies may actually out-park dudes. When will this all-important issue be resolved?
A new bill would allow women experiencing a difficult pregnancy to park anywhere in New York City for free- even No Parking zones. I'm sure this will make some who choose not to bear children suddenly become pregnant... with rage.
On last night's episode, Tyra stretched the definition of "supermodel" by introducing Jessica White as such. Jessica's credentials include spreads—not covers—in three different magazines. She seemed drunk with panel power as she told the contestants what to do.