Publicity-Hungry German Mayor Designates Difficult Parking Spaces as ‘Dude-Only’

So this is happening in the world — Gallus Strobel, the mayor of a German town called Triberg, has told the local paper Süddeutsche Zeitung that he hopes to "challenge political correctness" by designating dude-only parking spaces. How, might you ask, does this new policy glove-slap political correctness across the… » 7/10/12 9:15pm 7/10/12 9:15pm

Manhattan Residents of Car-Sex Hotspot Call for an Unsexy Parking Ban

A tidal wave of sex juices and prophylactics has inundated a Manhattan neighborhood and residents are so grossed out by it that they're trying to enforce a parking ban on the weekends in an effort to force people to take their dirty, furtive car sex to the Meatpacking District where it belongs. » 4/23/12 11:10pm 4/23/12 11:10pm

Idiot Judge Decides to Dismiss Her Own Traffic Tickets, Destroys Her Life

In a move that even someone with zero legal training could have told you was an insanely bad idea, a judge in Pennsylvania went into the online court system and dismissed her own traffic summonses. Judge Kelly Ballentine had two parking tickets from 2010 and a third ticket for expired registration on her BMW sedan… » 2/13/12 11:15pm 2/13/12 11:15pm