You may recall that singer-songwriter Bob Dylan was not, shall we say, demonstrably excited over winning the Nobel Prize for Literature. To be more specific, Dylan neglected to respond to both calls and emails from the Nobel Academy alerting him to this prestigious honor and skipped President Obama’s reception for the…
In these trying times, it’s important to take our strength—our will to keep on going— where we can find it. That’s why we’re delighted to report that Paris Hilton cast her vote on Election Day for her geriatric family friend who really enjoyed her sex tape.
As we gather as a nation this Tuesday in November to figure out precisely what kind of mess we’ve gotten ourselves into, let it be known that Paris Hilton voted –but she won’t say whether or not it was for Donald Trump or not.
In a recent addition to her Snapchat story, businesswoman and Ke$ha fan Paris Hilton shared a video in which she sounds off on LA’s most irritating pests outside of members of the a cappella group Pentatonix. In the seven-second clip, Hilton directs her ire at two coyotes (whom I have just this second named Ted and…
A homeless man reportedly spent much of Tuesday night asking people outside Bagatelle, a restaurant in Manhattan’s Meatpacking District, for something very specific: $100 to spend on “pizza and sex.” Fortunately for him, socialite and presumed connoisseur of both pizza and sex Paris Hilton happened to be inside, and…
In today’s Tweet Beat, Howard Stern has a big day on Twitter, Paris Hilton likes her sister and Madonna is trying to tell us something.
Paris Hilton is tweeting from Burning Man. Below is an imagined retelling of her experience as a citizen of Black Rock City.
This morning, Paris Hilton tweeted that she will be attending this year’s Burning Man festival. Below is an imagined retelling of her arrival in Black Rock City.
“Jeans are back, as Vogue is telling us, so,” Paris Hilton baby-whispers from underneath a pile of her own forgotten clothing in a recent video for vogue.com.
Paris Hilton, whose middle name is “I’m actually really shy,” would like for the world to know more things about her via a documentary about herself that, for the record, will be 100 percent real and 100 percent “unflinching.”
In a shocking one-two punch of celebrity breakups, Us Weekly reported Monday that both Thomas Gross and Sami Miro are now single. The magazine’s “exclusive sources” confirmed through their tears that Gross and his girlfriend have split up after a year of dating, as well as the devastating news that Miro and her…
Over the weekend, two global art-world icons took some pics in Paris. Here’s one of their pics:
Kitson is shuttering all of its 17 stores across California, Oregon and Nevada—even their online shop is biting the dust. Where will Kardashian wannabes shop now?!
Welcome to our new world of po-mo-po-mo ouroboros, in which 2015 has warped into some kind of psychedelic sick joke: Donald Trump is dominating the headlines, Chipotle gives you e.coli, The Walking Dead still hasn’t killed off Carl (or, in Rick parlance, COORAL). Thankfully, there has been at least one constant in…
Ibiza, the super classy island of coke, ecstasy and endless glowing drinks, is worried about its reputation thanks to MTV’s upcoming reality show, Ibiza Shore. As if Snookie, J Wow and The Situation didn’t drive up tourism in the Garden State, duh.